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hyper-fluent applied generalist • tri lambda emeritus • angel investor, soul glo products, inc. • @appletv
Los Angeles, CA
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“Bet.” - God | #WWDC25 🤯
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Gabby Williams: “I heard Too Short was in the building, I couldn’t lose in front of Too Short. So only one thing, what’s my fav word?!?”
Crowd: B*tchhhhhh
OMG 😂😂😂
Tokyo Toni finna get her just due
Since 2023, more than 200,000 Dashers in New York City were underpaid or paid late under the City’s delivery worker pay rules. These errors were unintentional, but that doesn’t make them acceptable. Dashers should be paid in full, on time, every time. We take full responsibility, and we’re deeply sorry.
We’ve reached a $131.5 million settlement with the NYC Department of Consumer and Worker Protection. Every impacted Dasher will receive the amount they are owed, and they’ll be contacted directly with payment details.
We understand the impact of even one missed or late payment. We’ve addressed the issues that caused these errors and made changes to prevent them from happening again.
Read more here: about.doordash.com/en-us/new….
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DoorDash spent $1 million in the 2025 NYC mayoral election against Zohran Mamdani, whose campaign included promises to investigate delivery/Rideshare services for underpaying/withholding wages.
politico.com/news/2025/05/1…
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LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Breaking News: Major TV networks — ABC, CBS, Fox News and NBC — agreed to suspend their pooled coverage of President Trump after the White House blocked CNN from its duties. nyti.ms/4yLP5O9
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Thompson lands the fully guaranteed extension after finishing third place in the Defensive Player of the Year award race last season, leading the NBA in steals per game and posting the third-most combined steals and blocks at 215. He is one of three players with at least 300 steals and 150 blocks since entering the NBA as the No. 5 pick in the 2023 draft.
Just in: Detroit Pistons All-Defensive forward Ausar Thompson has reached agreement on a five-year, $155 million rookie-scale contract extension, sources tell ESPN.
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Marc Lamont Hill tore into Robert Kraft’s defense of barring Macklemore from Gillette Stadium, saying that treating“Free Palestine” as anti-Jewish echoes claims that Black Lives Matter was “anti-white.”
Hill also explained how Kraft’s language about “innocent Palestinians” draws a line between Palestinians deemed worthy of sympathy and those who resist occupation: “They admire the ones that don’t throw the rock.”
“The oppressor acts reasonable by saying, ‘Let’s split the pie.’ But it’s not your pie… every time I say, ‘How are we going to split the pie?’ I take another slice.”
🎥 @marclamonthill on @JoeBuddenPod
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‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has won 14 Emmys — the most wins EVER for a single season of a comedy show.
• Best Comedy Series
• Best Actor (Matthew Rhys)
• Best Supporting Actor (Stephen Root)
• Best Supporting Actress (Kate O'Flynn)
• Best Guest Actress (Betty Gilpin)
• Best Writing
• Best Directing
• Best Casting
• Best Cinematography
• Best Music Composition
• Best Music Supervision
• Best Production Design
• Best Sound Editing
• Best Sound Mixing
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Most awarded networks at the 2026 Emmys:
• Apple TV - 28
• HBO/Max - 21
• Netflix - 16
• Prime Video - 10
• NBC - 8
• Peacock - 7
• Disney+ - 6
• CBS - 6
• FX/Hulu - 3
See the full winners list... bit.ly/EmmyWins26
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Designing for iPhone Duo is live on the HIG. Read it to your ai as a bedtime story 🪩
developer.apple.com/design/h…
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iPhone Duo has dual cameras: A new 48mp main camera and the 48mp ultrawide from iPhone 18 Pro
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Being a contrarian and a pseudo intellectual is a disease that's spreading like wildfire
Draymond Green says the math everyone used on Steve Ballmer’s $30 million fine is wrong because $30 million spends the same for all of us
“And I know everybody’s like, ‘Man, 30 million is a slap on the wrist for Steve Ballmer. He was worth $180 billion.’ In theory, that makes sense. Except it doesn’t.”
“Because $30 million for you and $30 million for me and $30 million for he, it’s all the same $30 million. It spends the same exact way.”
“Whether I spend it, you spend it, he spend it. $30 million is $30 million. And I don’t have a billion dollars, let alone $180 or $200 billion dollars, so I can’t really tell you from experience.”
“But I can tell you that I don’t want to spend $50,000. I don’t want to give up $50,000. So it’s all relative, I suppose, except $30 million. I hate when somebody’s like, ‘Yo, it’s $50,000 to you, that ain’t nothing.’ Yes, it is. It’s $50,000. So $30 million is a steep fine.”
1a. Lil Wayne - “Fly Talkin’” [500 Degreez]
