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Relatable thoughts. Hard truths.

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Joined September 2009
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Why cheat and be sneaky when you can be single and do you. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Lol who sing pass between these two ?? Speed Darlington Koko P
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Why is Davido security guard staring at Chioma in that manner ??
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Has to be the easiest way to lose weight, thank me later 🙂‍↕️
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Has to be the easiest way to lose weight, thank me later 🙂‍↕️
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Lol whitlow go do you for leg ooo
Na mumu deh go boutique
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Lol 😂 —- 30BG say make Very Dark Man use in influence blow Koko Pee, in return Ratel say make Davido use in influence blow Bred 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Idondie 😂😂😂😂
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Me: trying to sleep. My brain: remember that awkward moment?
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It’s one of the most peaceful ways to live: not worrying about what people think of you. Let them talk, let them have the wrong impression of you. Don’t waste your time trying to convince anyone. Focus on what brings you peace and happiness, and the people who bring love into your life. Remember, you only have one life to live. Choose to be happy.
letting people be wrong about you is so peaceful.
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Late dinner.. come and join me
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I just bought 3 cargo tricycles with the money I made from X! ❤️🥹 My very first investment as a hardworking 24-year-old boy. From creating content to owning assets, God has been faithful. 🙏🏾 Congratulations to me🎉🎊❤️
Just made a big boy purchase ❤️🥹🎉
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Girls love it when you have your own place, your own space. They love being alone with you, wearing your clothes, walking around butt naked, and cooking while you sneak up behind them and wrap your arms around their waists. Watching their favourite shows while they rest on your chest and scroll through social media. Random kisses, cuddles, falling asleep together, and being free to be themselves without anyone judging them. They want to feel comfortable, enjoy your presence, and create little moments with you that make them feel at home.
There’s something so special about cooking together, from choosing ingredients to sharing little laughs in the kitchen 😅❤️
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One thing y’all gonna appreciate about Asake is his Consistency & believe.
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Not exactly a red flag. But we probably won’t work if you want a big family. I want one child, maybe two. I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl. If another one somehow comes along, we’ll love and take care of them, but I’d want us to work towards keeping it at one or two. I want us to spend the rest of our lives enjoying each other. Less noise, fewer distractions. Just us.
What’s a red flag you can’t overlook?
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The first time I ate mushrooms, I didn't know how to react 😔 The stuff tastes like paper.
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Acrylic on canvas 🎨
The happiest person in the room is probably the saddest one when no one is watching.
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Happy new week my people
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+1 🎂 Another year older, another chance to get it right. Happy birthday to me. 🥂
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Nothing got this country dey work, health Care, Education Medical system Zero. Thank Good lord for Afrobeats — if not Wetin man for do ??
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Everyone is on their own journey? Omo let’s group up into 3-5 people maybe things will be better abeg😩
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Abeg why Jollof rice dey always burn? Where are the chefs o
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