I shoot dice with blind people on corners...2x @sportsjeopardy champ #Boston #Maui #Chicago #DTP Proud #GirlDad My Clairebear is the best!! #AussieShepard
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Hand up, I was today years old when I found out Manchester was a part of southwest London and not its own major city to the northeast and that Peaky Blinders took place there and not Birmingham. Thank you @PFTCommenter! @PardonMyTake
"@pft is in the building..." @MariaTaylor with the line of the night!!! 🤣😂
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The only fuckin way a true American should vote!! Can't wait until this website is obsolete. Fuck you #Elmo @elonmusk #🖕 #HarrisWalz2024InALandslide
I can't really talk shit because I just ate Reindeer. But the guy behind me at the next bar just ordered horse, and I can't even!!!!!! #fuck #🤢 #🤣 #aintinamericanomore
This guy is such a fuckin asshole. #VPDebate2024 fuck you JD or whatever your real name is #pathetic #🤡
Why is every guy on the chain hang fuckin 90 years old?!?! Boomers continue to be the fuckin worst! #sundaynightfootball #nbc #Bears #Texans
Imagine being so fuckin soft that you can't even look at the person you're debating? #softasshit @realDonaldTrump 🤣😂 #fuckinpathetic #PresidentialDebate
I was waiting for my buddy to get ready and went to his fridge and grabbed a soda water. I opened and drank it and was scrolling Insta when an ad popped up of the soda water I was drinking. Today, I wore a unique pair of pants I hadn't worn in a yr and just saw an ad for them....
The greatest orator of our time, and there isn't a close second! Maybe of all time... @BarackObama #DNC2024CHICAGO
