Dad of two. Owner of The Tuppenny, Swindon. Craft beer and classic cocktail bar. Music, food and drink nerd.
Swindon, England
Joined February 2009
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Daybreak dog walk with Billy up on the ridgeway the other morning. No filter required when it’s this pretty already ❤️
Every other day of the year
‘Daaaaaddd… what’s for breakfast?’
‘Cereal or toast.’
24th, 25th & 26th of December
‘Daaaaaddd… what’s for breakfast?’
‘Toblerone or Quality Street’
Sometimes I take my 17 yr old daddymobile into the approved dealership garage. They always put those plastic covers on the seats & steering wheel and paper mats on the floor. I assume it’s so they don’t get their overalls covered in dog hairs, sweet wrappers & sausage roll crumbs
I mean Syd’s behaviour was getting crazier and more erratic by the day. So one day I just said ‘I’m off out to get a pack of fags Syd’. Roger, Dave and Nick were waiting in the van. We went off and and did the show without him. And that was that. Syd was out.
Current Swindon weather. Overcast but not raining. Peak temp today will be 11°c. One of my neighbours has fired up the bbq. Got a lot of respect for that neighbour!
I had a hand in creating this playlist. Give it a spin if you fancy feeling like you’re in my bar, or scanning through my record collection.
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The photo placements in the @BBCNews app this morning make it look like rioters are storming Joanna Lumley’s garden wall!
This happens to me about once a year. I run out of coffee, but for some reason have whole beans in the cupboard. So I have to grind my beans in a mortar and pestle. Like an animal. “Daddy, what was 2020 really like?” “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you darling” 😔
Today’s ear worm. The words ‘Mazda MX5’ over and over and over. In Adam Buxton’s Dzavid Bvowie voice.
Kit (3) was just woken from an afternoon doze on the sofa by billy (7) coming in from school.
He came running into the kitchen in tears shouting ‘DADDY!! BILLY HAS CRUSHED MY DREAMS!!’