Jamie Stapleton

@baddantakes 🎶Learn to work the saxophone I, I play just what I feel Drink Scotch whiskey all night long And die behind the wheel They got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose They call Alabama the Crimson Tide Call me…🎶

Don’t think much to the new prodigy merchandise

Daybreak dog walk with Billy up on the ridgeway the other morning. No filter required when it’s this pretty already ❤️

@sainsburys Some of the kids at my son’s birthday party are laughing at the cake we got him from yours and I can’t work out why. As proud owners of a sausage dog we thought it would go down a storm. But some of them are crying and quite a few of the parents are rather cross :/

So this one time, at…

This was my weekend. Thanks for an amazing Saturday @PressureDropBrw

I mean Syd’s behaviour was getting crazier and more erratic by the day. So one day I just said ‘I’m off out to get a pack of fags Syd’. Roger, Dave and Nick were waiting in the van. We went off and and did the show without him. And that was that. Syd was out.

Current Swindon weather. Overcast but not raining. Peak temp today will be 11°c. One of my neighbours has fired up the bbq. Got a lot of respect for that neighbour!

The photo placements in the @BBCNews app this morning make it look like rioters are storming Joanna Lumley’s garden wall!

This happens to me about once a year. I run out of coffee, but for some reason have whole beans in the cupboard. So I have to grind my beans in a mortar and pestle. Like an animal. “Daddy, what was 2020 really like?” “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you darling” 😔