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Jape Ullman

@jaypullman

Two 3-legged cats in a trench coat trying to pass as two 4-legged cats in a trench coat

 Oakland, CA
Joined July 2010
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@pattonoswalt @billyjoel buzzfeed gawker reddit blogs / Kim Jong's uncle fed to dogs / Berlin / Snowden / Joe DiMaggio
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It's a TOTAL MASSACRE Christmas! So we're checking out another Shane Black movie that technically takes place at Christmas, THE LAST BOY SCOUT! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0NL… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Thanksgiving means family, and family means action movies! So we're doing a show on the most family-oriented action franchise around, LETHAL WEAPON! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/let… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2BE… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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holy shit, that's the Bourne Supremacy. @RowanKaiser, @christyadmiraal, @jaypullman, and @KevKoeser get together to discuss shakes, fridges, and superspies! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6Km… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Big Trouble! Little China! Total Massacre! @RowanKaiser, @jaypullman, @KevKoeser, and @AutomaticZen put out the well-worn VHS and talk about Kurt, stereotypes, and fun! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/big… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5sG… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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We're not bullshitting you! It's really Total Recall on Total Massacre! Starring @rowankaiser, @kevkoeser, and @jaypullman Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/tot… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3O7…
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In honor of the new Harley Quinn movie we went to the first time Margot Robbie's character was redeemed: BIRDS OF PREY. join @RowanKaiser @velocciraptor @voellig and @jaypullman! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/bir… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/55x… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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The Bourne Identity is smart, tense, funny, and pleasantly restrained for an action movie. But it's also oddly forgettable? We talk about that strange combo on this week's TOTAL MASSACRE: Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4f9… Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the…
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Strap on your seatbelts, @RowanKaiser and @jaypullman are covering 2002's sequel to Run Lola Run, The Bourne Identity! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4f9…
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Hey boppers, there's a cool set of cats out on the streets for a long night of danger and lust. That's right baby, it's The Warriors, and it's on Total Massacre. Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3HA… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Why are they called “anti-vaxxers” when they could’ve been called “vax evaders” smdh
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It's almost impossible to describe how THE MATRIX was the biggest thing in pop culture in 1999. But @RowanKaiser, @wwwDylanReiff, @jaypullman, and @KevKoeser all did our best! totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the…
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I have a dozen more just like em!
Josh Drake (@therealjoshyd) profile pictureJosh Drake@therealjoshyd6 May 2021
Replying to @jaypullman
lol that seems like such a clunky oversight
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Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla has such a wonderful and robust photo mode. It’s great. When snapping a pic in-game, Xbox automatically takes a screenshot. So smart! And it works really well I mean look at these beauties
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A place where everybody knows your name? And they’re always glad you came? Perhaps their troubles are all the same? Sorry can’t think of one.
Jennifer Hale (@jhaletweets) profile pictureJennifer Hale@jhaletweets1 May 2021
ok words people, I need you what would you call a safe place to stop and rest? a place that has your back? a place where you matter just as you are? a place to go for a break from the chaos of life these days? what would you call that place?
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"It was very tasteful." - @jaypullman on Mortal Kombat, helping sum up the contradictions we tried to examine on our newest episode. totalmassacre.libsyn.com/mor…
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Phoebe Bridgers may not have won a Grammy but don’t worry you can still unlock her secret character in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
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There was this great one like 5 years ago called Something Something's Excellent Video Game Show but I forget the hosts names. Wonder what they're up to now. xitter.cf/yozetty/status/1358837…
Ben Hanson (@yozetty) profile pictureBen Hanson@yozetty8 Feb 2021
What is one of your favorite video game podcasts that isn't around anymore?
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BEHOLD, FEMSHEP. PATRON SAINT OF ELEVATORS. GAZE UPON THINE RENEGADE PANSEXUAL OF DARKNESS AND DESPAI-are we really gonna stick with the N7 bewbsuit here? xitter.cf/masseffect/status/1356…
Mass Effect (@masseffect) profile pictureMass Effect
@masseffect2 Feb 2021
Calibrations complete. Relive the legend of Commander Shepard, remastered in 4K Ultra HD. Mass Effect Legendary Edition launches May 14. Learn more: x.ea.com/67661

Mass Effect Legendary Edition Official Reveal Trailer

I reactivated my account after two years just to post this only to be overshadowed by @jon_actual DAMN YOU, STEWBEEF damn you and your luscious tweets xitter.cf/jaypullman/status/1355…
Jape Ullman (@jaypullman) profile pictureJape Ullman@jaypullman29 Jan 2021
The SEC should force Robinhood to change their name to the Sheriff of Stonkingham
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