♎️ | 25 | he/him | proud father of Garrett the Bear | mayor of Springville

Texas, USA
Joined May 2021
Our job was beach
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Megan and Doechii rn
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Tbh I wouldn’t care that much if bookmarks went public bc it’s some good shit in here!!!
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No like, why am I crying rn? This shit is phenomenal. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization
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CATWOMAN | Swamp Session
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WAKE UP YALL
NEW DOECHII 🚨 CATWOMAN - SWAMP SESSIONS. OUT NOW.
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NEW DOECHII 🚨 CATWOMAN - SWAMP SESSIONS. OUT NOW.
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Hey everyone. Sad news to share but I’m cancelling the tour. To be completely frank, the budget has been fudgey.. the tickets aren’t selling enough …and the show just isn’t ready to the standard I want it to be. Especially for something I’m embarking on in 3 weeks. I join a bunch of artists who are having to cancel their tours (via notes app, mind you- ew!) due to high production costs, over-ambitious planning, and weighing up whether being at a loss is worth it or not - all for the show to not be done justice. I was really looking forward to performing BULLDOZER!! on tour. I’m super proud of the album and I worked really hard on it - but I have no interest in doing this tour if I can’t do it right. I look forward to trying this again when I can give this album, and you guys, the show you deserve. Thank you to everyone who did buy tickets, your appreciation is appreciated and I don’t take it for granted!! They will be refunded ASAP & I will be back!! Love, Uzo ❤️
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Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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My top two fears are testicular torsion and something coming up the toilet to bite my hole
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The diplomat season 4 viewings happening and this is too good
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Concrete after it’s been sitting out for a few days curing:
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨WAKE UP EVERYONE
🚨 ONLY 3 DAYS UNTIL EPISODES 3 & 4 of “I Swear We’re Friends” And thank you for all the love that you all have shown episodes 1 & 2! I hope as more episodes come out, people continue to find it, and the audience continues to grow. So grateful for the support! Love yall 🤎
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Skipping class to work on an assignment for another class.
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disagree. schedule me for friday at 7 please. thanks!
Planned sex is so weird sometimes 😭😭
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two main attractions, one video 🩷🍀 Surprise! Main Attraction (REMIX) video with @themonaleo out now 🎬 youtube.com/watch?v=QxQKYKR5…
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Had a great day yesterday :)
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Watching everyone in New York spiral over Tinashe not posting an NYC date like yall don’t get to see her this weekend??????
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#TINATUESDAY IS BACK TOMORROW ❄️
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