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Jay Pennview retweeted
Every hurricane another Florida man meme is born! 😂
This is why we are the most awesome creatures God ever created!
Keep on, keeping on Florida Man! 😎 🌴
Jay Pennview retweeted
Good morning everyone and happy Saturday! Nice to be sipping coffee at home instead of another hotel room. I hope you all have a great day
Jay Pennview retweeted
I have a bunch of these mini Jesus figurines.
It says “Jesus ♥️ you” on His chest.
I leave them in random public places.
My hope is that people take them as a reminder of His unconditional love for us.
Probably the bossest thing I’ve ever seen.
Sometimes people have too much time and too much money. 😮
Florida Man couldn’t just retire the Kenworth when the miles ran out. He had to redneck-engineer one of the most Florida rigs the Sunshine State has ever seen. Half semi. Half pontoon. All bad idea with a paint job.
From running over protestors in Portland to running over sandbars in the Gulf of America. Same cab. Different fluid. The sleeper still works. The horns still work. The Coast Guard is going to need a minute...
When Florida Man has a dream, there is not a damn thing that will stop him. Not the DMV. Not the marina. Not gravity. He welded a truck to a boat and took it out like that was a normal afternoon.
Optimus Prime after last call at a Keys tiki bar. Big Pine Key said yes. The rest of the country said 'huh?'. 🚛🚤
