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I ran a competitive analysis to see if X (formerly Twitter) was still worth my client's time.
What I found was... rough.
sometimes love has no rhyme and no reason
even though you're trying to trying to be cool
but it just don't work out that way
everything is upside down and inside out
-George Duke
I’m working on an essay about the new press secretary. My biggest editorial decision so far: did the ass-kissery make me vomit in my mouth or give me hives?
Columbus Day? Indigenous Peoples’ Day? Italian-American Heritage Day? Or just Monday? thebreaks.beehiiv.com/p/colu…
You haven’t truly experienced psychological warfare until your teenager asks to play music in the car, and you have to set immediate, non-negotiable parameters to protect your sanity.
Her: "Mind if I put on some music?"
Me: "As long as it’s not Olivia Rodrigo. ⚡️🎸






