Justin?

“You have really beautiful blood” is by far the weirdest compliment I’ve ever received lmao

Go pokes 🔫🔫

Drinkslinger is a way cooler name than bartender

Power is back we lit

PSO better be fuckin around with this “5:00 PM 6/24” estimate for power restoration

Wake the fuck up samurai

Love is blind is legitimately the dumbest show I’ve ever seen lmao I would not date any of these people it’s red flag after red flag

I’m still on Eren’s side tbh he’s right

Super Bowl commercials get exponentially worse every year

Messi the 🐐

What happened to Ronald? @McDonalds

I have no idea why throwing coins into strangers drinks is a tradition at Oktoberfest, but I fuckin’ love it lmao

RIP BOZO trending for the queen’s death is exactly what I wanted to see lmao

Damn bro my neighbors going wild rn got a bounce house set up in the back yard & everything lmao

On the 4th of July one year my friend & I took two girls we met at a party to my high school football field to have a foursome in the end one, but the campus police officer pulled up & asked what we were doing. Told him “the uh…. stands have a good view of the stars” lmao

Shout out New Hampshire

Spicy water kinda day

Black airforce energy

If ur trying to secretly communicate w someone, assuming u have the ability, what’s more discrete