
Massachutean in MD doing the work that needs to get done. Licenced Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but weird. CFP Board for @districtcon and @kernelcon
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CALLING ALL TRAINERS!
Submit to our open call for training & teach all the people all the things!
We are looking for hands-on, immersive courses that go beyond the slide deck. Students want to leave w/ practical skills they can use immediately!
kernelcon.org/open-calls#traโฆ
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The Internet Archive provides an extremely valuable public service with its Wayback Machine. An important argument from @brewster_kahle about why publishers should not treat Wayback Machine crawlers like any other bots on the web: theatlantic.com/technology/2โฆ
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So many people discovering that the whole Internet is dry tinder and the only thing keeping it from burning is the fact that teenagers havenโt found the matches yet.
I'm the guy pulling your submission out of the bag, make me feel like this!
JUST IN: bride surprises her groom with good DistrictCon CFP submissions at their wedding, bringing him to tears.
(CFP closes Oct 30 11:59pm pls submit sessionize.com/districtcon)
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JUST IN: bride surprises her groom with good DistrictCon CFP submissions at their wedding, bringing him to tears.
(CFP closes Oct 30 11:59pm pls submit sessionize.com/districtcon)
It's like people have never heard the term, "regulatory capture," before. Those are basically the only people surprised! This isn't remotely new in tech or anywhere else, John Oliver did two explainers more than ten years ago!
youtube.com/watch?v=fpbOEoRrโฆ
youtube.com/watch?v=92vuuZt7โฆ
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I'm willing to concede that Elon Musk couldn't be where he is today without possessing a certain degree of raw cunning, at the very least. But his biggest fans? They are literally, LITERALLY the stupidest people in the universe. As in, they still think their uncle has their nose. โ at Cardiff, Wales
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The public will grow increasingly resentful of programmers, now that they see the world we could've been living, which could've been made the entire time. Like 128 player Halo servers. Some programmer just decided, "Nope, that's too cool." Programmers kind of seem like dicks?
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itโs crazy how differently folks who are โcompute richโ think compared to people who arenโt
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The most disappointing part is realizing that so many accounts you thought were russian bots are actually just people being morons all on their own.
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pls submit with ur fun projects by Oct 30 11:59pm and save me from ai slop hell DistrictCon.org/cfp
good morning
our cfp is still open until 11:59 pm on October 30
plz send us your best hacking content
sessionize.com/districtcon
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good morning. woke up feeling spicy.
sessionize.com/districtcon
good morning
our cfp is still open until 11:59 pm on October 30
plz send us your best hacking content
sessionize.com/districtcon
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Replying to @princessakano @DistrictCon
DisCo Year 2 CFP 2026.08.22
https://www.districtcon dot org/cfp
Jay Lagorio ๐
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good morning
our cfp is still open until 11:59 pm on October 30
plz send us your best hacking content
sessionize.com/districtcon
Jay Lagorio ๐
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Hey yโall, you have a long weekend? If you donโt, hereโs your sign to take Monday off. We are looking for amazing content to submit to our CFP, and I hope you take a moment to think about what you could offer to the community and send us a submission!
Excited to be working with some of the best folks in the industry to review YOUR submissions! CFP Closes Oct 30 pls submit ๐ชฉ๐ DistrictCon.org/cfp
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