Massachutean in MD doing the work that needs to get done. Licenced Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but weird. CFP Board for @districtcon and @kernelcon

@jay.lagor.io
Joined November 2008
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CALLING ALL TRAINERS! Submit to our open call for training & teach all the people all the things! We are looking for hands-on, immersive courses that go beyond the slide deck. Students want to leave w/ practical skills they can use immediately! kernelcon.org/open-calls#traโ€ฆ
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The Internet Archive provides an extremely valuable public service with its Wayback Machine. An important argument from @brewster_kahle about why publishers should not treat Wayback Machine crawlers like any other bots on the web: theatlantic.com/technology/2โ€ฆ
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tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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So many people discovering that the whole Internet is dry tinder and the only thing keeping it from burning is the fact that teenagers havenโ€™t found the matches yet.
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I'm the guy pulling your submission out of the bag, make me feel like this!
JUST IN: bride surprises her groom with good DistrictCon CFP submissions at their wedding, bringing him to tears. (CFP closes Oct 30 11:59pm pls submit sessionize.com/districtcon)
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JUST IN: bride surprises her groom with good DistrictCon CFP submissions at their wedding, bringing him to tears. (CFP closes Oct 30 11:59pm pls submit sessionize.com/districtcon)
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It's like people have never heard the term, "regulatory capture," before. Those are basically the only people surprised! This isn't remotely new in tech or anywhere else, John Oliver did two explainers more than ten years ago! youtube.com/watch?v=fpbOEoRrโ€ฆ youtube.com/watch?v=92vuuZt7โ€ฆ
Politico is reporting that Anthropic have written their own bill to to regulate frontier AI, and are pitching it to memebers of Congress.
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Corporations literally write laws and shop them state-to-state to implement copy/paste style! Sometimes the wording is even identical!
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I'm willing to concede that Elon Musk couldn't be where he is today without possessing a certain degree of raw cunning, at the very least. But his biggest fans? They are literally, LITERALLY the stupidest people in the universe. As in, they still think their uncle has their nose. โ€“ at Cardiff, Wales
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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The public will grow increasingly resentful of programmers, now that they see the world we could've been living, which could've been made the entire time. Like 128 player Halo servers. Some programmer just decided, "Nope, that's too cool." Programmers kind of seem like dicks?
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itโ€™s crazy how differently folks who are โ€œcompute richโ€ think compared to people who arenโ€™t
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The most disappointing part is realizing that so many accounts you thought were russian bots are actually just people being morons all on their own.
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pls submit with ur fun projects by Oct 30 11:59pm and save me from ai slop hell DistrictCon.org/cfp
good morning our cfp is still open until 11:59 pm on October 30 plz send us your best hacking content sessionize.com/districtcon
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DisCo Year 2 CFP 2026.08.22 https://www.districtcon dot org/cfp
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good morning our cfp is still open until 11:59 pm on October 30 plz send us your best hacking content sessionize.com/districtcon
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Aw so sad guys
After the strike on Yandex's Vladimir datacenter, YandexPay, YandexGo, YandexMusic and YandexTaxi appear to all be non functional. We might be 2 attacks on Sberbank datacenters away from a possible run on Russia's banks.
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AI wont break cryptography, it'll break cryptographers
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Hey yโ€™all, you have a long weekend? If you donโ€™t, hereโ€™s your sign to take Monday off. We are looking for amazing content to submit to our CFP, and I hope you take a moment to think about what you could offer to the community and send us a submission!
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Everything I don't like is slop
This was the kind of slop people used before this AI slop era. By the way, did Vista use glass UI?
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