mommy.

Ohio, USA
Joined December 2014
every girl needs a necklace they never take off !
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the feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt
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“yeah no” is my favorite combo
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I’m a gender neutral parent. I don’t care if my daughter plays with blue toys and I don’t care if my son plays with pink. Colors are colors and I refuse to think otherwise.
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It’s bittersweet to watch my baby brother grow up but I am so proud of the man he’s becoming. You’ll always be my little fat necked, bug eyed, can’t handle his alcohol, baby faced doofus. ❤️ Love you goofy goober, I hope you have an amazing time at the ball! @l_ong42
My love language is my 4 month olds father taking her with him so I can take a nap
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My problem is I switched from having a shopping addiction for myself to having one for my daughter 🙃 at least she has all the nice things 🤍
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My bd thinks he’s a comedian asking me if I want another baby after putting me through literal hell during my last pregnancy lmao talking about “you look so beautiful with a bump”
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Forgive your old self, you've changed.
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My daughter is my whole world
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Becoming a mommy is by far the best thing to ever happen to me 🤍
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The one person who was supposed to make sure my pregnancy went great made the whole thing miserable, I’m just ready for Zay to be here
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all children deserves parents but not all parents deserves children.
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My child’s father and I keep cracking jokes about how we’re going to fight once the baby’s here but I’m really going to crack him upside the head once she’s here 🥲
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You know that one song that goes “well you look like yourself but you’re somebody else” I felt that
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So unreal that I have 17 weeks left until my sweet girl is here ahhhhhh I could scream
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Them tables always turn babe, don’t forget it
just a reminder that this is hot mom summer; let go of the negative energy 😘
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if yo mama ever fed me, let me sleep over, gave me a ride home from school/extracurricular activities, or even just comforted me, happy Mother’s Day to her.
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