😂 A friend just popped round with a present. He said "This sums up where you are right now so I had to get it for you" 😂

I'm now a Great Uncle, twice over. We lost 1 amazing lady in the family not too long ago. Now we may have her replacement.

Cooking Sunday lunch for 4 ex-rugby team mates Controversially substituting the roasts for creamy mash #RuleBreaker

Watching a re-run of the F1 practice (yes, geek level F1 fan here), wondering why I've never had Shawarma?

I have no idea what is wrong with my ability to spell lately -Late onset dyslexia? -Just plain stupid? -Lazy? -Blame autocorrect?

Loved her then (aged 8, I told my mum I'd marry her 😂).. and I love her now

Remember the days we only had 140 characters on here? ...even now I still run out of space #Waffler

Watching Dolly at Glasto #Dolly

Life is tough You'll find me in the pub

It's Friday afternoon. We'll done everyone, we made it through another one. Treat yourself with an early beverage. If anyone raises an eyebrow, tell them I said it was OK

Went out for 1 drink to keep my son company (he's the barman and it was quiet) ...4 drinks later, in walk the young 'un with "stay and have another" ...so I stayed #OutOut

So... summer's over then?

Working at home when you're in a good mood = turning the music up loud and pretending you can sing as you make a coffee, right?

Whoever Maureen is her hearing test is 6 months overdue, according the voicemail I just received If you know of Maureen, let her know. You'll probably need to say it quite loudly

The text message "are you up yet?" still makes me smirk like an immature teenage boy

How is it morning already? *stretches

👀 Where have you gone? @TheTweetOfGem 👀

Nightcap? ...the answer is always yes

Home (somehow) aftrr 3 x craft beers. 3 x tequila, lime & soda, 1 x bottle of Malbec, 3 x spiced rum and ginger and 2 x new friends at #TheLocal