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Stand-up comedian - screenwriter

Joined September 2012
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Apparently it’s @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk and the MAGA Cult vs the World. #NormMcDonald
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Thank G-d Trump wasn't Prez during 9/11. He would've befriended Bin Laden, invited him to the WH, and called the Taliban "very good people," while blaming Clinton for everything. #NeverForget
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Worst Used Car Salesman of the Century; Vance: There was a misunderstanding--Lebanon wasn't included. #DUMBVP
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Something tells me: a briefcase under lock and key will appear. "We got the enriched uranium from Iran. We're turning it over to Pam Bondi now. #IranWar
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Putz to Iranians: Now's the time overthrow your government. Bombs are dropping-so stay home...so do it from your living room. #ArmchairPutz
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Great news for MAGA---Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, and a few others will be running in 2028 for R's ---to keep the party going ! #PutzPlague
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I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t love the Beatles. #ThanksTerriHemmert
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According to the Putz- history would not have happened if he was Prez the last 4 years. #ORANGECLOWN
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Really encouraged by Trump's edict to Russia--if he hadn't told them to "get moving" more people might've died in the Ukraine bombing.
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The fires in LA are making the damage the Aliens did in the Quiet Place movies look like a cakewalk ! #PRAY4LA
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May the Force be with you @KamalaHarris ---destroy the Death Star once and for all ! #Putzisgoingdownhard
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Biden should say, Covid would never have happened if he was Prez, instead of Putz. #DumbOrangeClown
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Hezbollah is making Amish folks look like geniuses ! #DumbTerrorists
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Can we all do the same thing to Putz, so he drops out ? Then America is guaranteed to not get an incompetent, rapist felon for Prez !
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Biden had one bad night. Putz had 1460 horrific nights during his term. Enough said. #Biden2024
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There is no genocide in Gaza. Trying to falsely accuse the Jews of genocide just because they defend themselves against brutal and inhumane radical Islamic terror groups is about as twisted, antisemitic and vindictive as it gets. Period.
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Genocide in Gaza=the Putz won the election in 2020 #FREETHEHOSTAGES
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Wait for the Orange Putz to say: "I've been exonerated after the Supreme Court ruling he can't be kicked off the ballot. #DumbestPersonAlive
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People demanding "proof" from Israel that the Gaza tunnels are used for terror---where do they think the hostages are---in the sky? #DumbAssertions
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🇵🇸 Help! Help! HELP!!!! We broke into Israel, raped and mutilated women, beheaded and burned babies, and kidnapped hundreds of them. And now Israel is attacking us! Why are they doing this? Where is the UN? Where is Europe? We are innocent! Ceasefire now!!!!
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