Jayden Pfeifer

Tonight while I was performing a woman in the front row literally screamed "argh my eyes!" and ran out of the room.

Hey @QueenCityPolice how’s this well-conceived stance playing out? Pretty good or nah?

If you’d asked me this morning how many Swollen Members albums I owned, I would have said 1. And I would have been wrong.

Available to guest on podcasts to speak on the following topics: - how I’m doing/how crazy this all is - my daily routine - tv shows to recommend? - what’s been going on lately

Ah, as spring turns to summer a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of BOUTIQUE CLOTHING BRANDS WHOSE ITEMS EVOKE THEMES OF MANUAL LABOUR AND THE NAUTICAL LIFESTYLE

Which restaurant offers “a chocolate cake” for delivery at 9:30pm ?

Wait...what if the pandemic IS the Avatar sequels?

Flyovers retire bitch

My COVID-era “will they/won’t they” scenario circles around some Instagram pants from Japan. Who’s to say when this will be resolved??

I made one too and it is good. They are all good.

Didn’t think a pandemic was the thing that would make me start to take targeted Instagram clothing ads seriously but here we are. Target me, ads! I succumb to your branded lifestyles!

Prairie Proud

“Try not to kill yourself out of frustration while co-parenting during a pandemic” challenge!

well I hurt my hand from the strain of opening a previously-opened jar so my chances of surviving in isolation are trending downwards.

pertinent in times such as these

I predicted GREYHOUND in 2017

I feel there’s decent meme potential in this screengrab from where I paused Better Call Saul

To the lady at the Vancouver community centre kids drop-in, who brought her child AND dog, and who has the dog strapped to her and is trying to include the dog in story time: that’s enough now.