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A young Kid Cudi in 2006, “we gonna get one of those mansions in the hills and shit. We gonna do this shit right” 💯
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RETURNING TODAY. SPIDEY ZIP UPS. 3 PM PST. LIKE + RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE ZIP UP.
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Ya this shit ain’t even about odds anymore that was rigged
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE? It's impossible due to physics.
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YE NEW SONG 🚨 “OUT OF MY MIND”
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How the judge finna pull out the evidence
EDP 445 breaking news!
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DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.
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Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.
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My fat girlfriend is upset with me because I called her vagina the grippopotamus
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The only good thing about living in 2026 is for how funny Twitter is
US Midterms: The Revenge of Iran
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US Midterms: The Revenge of Iran
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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Damn
If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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You think twitter is fun tonight just wait till he croaks
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YouTuber EDP445 was arrested in Nevada and charged with crimes related to a sting conducted in 2021 It comes months after a documentary in which he admitted attempting to meet a 13-year-old girl
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EDP 445 breaking news!
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LMAOOOO funniest story of the year
EDP 445 breaking news!
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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I have voted illegally in Atlanta, Georgia 17 times today. My name is Tua Tagovailoa and I play for the Atlanta Falcons.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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So u don’t know what rookie means, got it
they gotta stop calling Yaxel a rookie man that nigga 5 years older than Cooper flagg
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This time was wrong relax guys
If this simulation nails it yet again I’m gonna have to start making moves cuz these simulations been almost dead on man
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If this simulation nails it yet again I’m gonna have to start making moves cuz these simulations been almost dead on man
We simulated Bears at Seahawks 10,000 times 🏈 Every snap is built from this season's real plays: coverages, pressure, routes, run schemes, 4th-down habits and the clock. Here's the most typical game ⏬
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