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new york
Joined February 2013
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The shorter the girl the more fear you should have. Science 101
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Take your word for it? No, I don’t do that.
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Happiness is enjoying the little things. Like drinking your morning coffee in silence.
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I’m like Alice in Wonderland, except there’s no wonderland.
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The world went to shit when we stopped selling our souls for rock n’ roll.
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There’s still a few good people out there somewhere.
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I cope with messing up by messing up even more.
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Stupid people are literally their own worst enemy.
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Say I’m delusional one more time and I will kick you off my unicorn.
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Still trying to figure out exactly how much alcohol and weed it would take to maintain a healthy relationship
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I don’t like when other people’s elephants get in my way.
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Just because I’m wearing penguin socks doesn’t mean I don’t hate everything.
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Chatty people before coffee is a special kind of torture.
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You’re never too old to set another goal in life. - takes multiple naps
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Good people still exist. Just kidding, no they don’t.
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People who think a new month is going to change anything in their life are so adorable.
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It's insomnia for dinner
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I’m not a red flag or green flag.. I’m more like a check engine light.
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What the fuck is life without laughter
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Being around people who only talk about themselves is a huge bore.
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Shout out to people that have no problem sleeping at night. I despise you.
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