The Marvels Not that anybody watched this movie, but its post-credits scene has Monica Rambeau meeting an alternate version of her mom as Binary in the X-Men universe. For some reason, Marvel gave this lady, whose name I can’t be bothered to look up, two multiverse cameos (the other being an alternate Captain Marvel in the Illuminati). We will never see any of them again.

Ant-Man: Quantumania We wuz Kangs indeed, eh, Jonathan Majors? All those variants, yet Kang may as well have never existed.

Thor: Love and Thunder Hercules! …and we never heard from Hercules again.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Wow! Charlize Theron is Clea! But who are we kidding? We won’t ever even see America Chavez, multiverse hopper, in any of the multiverse-hopping films in the future, much less Clea.

Spider-Man: No Way Home Tom Hardy’s Eddie Brock, transported to the MCU…and leaving a piece of the symbiotic behind?! Aaand that’s all we’ll ever hear about it.

Eternals In the second stinger, Dane Whitman teases a Black Knight future that will never come to pass, as we hear the voice of Mahershala Ali’s Blade, which is as close as Mahershala Ali will ever come to playing Blade in the MCU. Whoopsie!

Eternals Oh, it’s Pip the Troll and Eros, Thanos’ brother, who for some reason is being introduced after Thanos is done! Sorry, Harry Styles, that’s it for your MCU appearances!

Shang-Chi In the second stinger, Xialing (you didn’t remember her name) is now the leader of the Ten Rings. …who we will never see again. (There’s a theme here.)

Shang-Chi Wong to Shang-Chi AND KATY: “You both have a long journey ahead of you.” LOL we will never see Awkwafina’s Katy again. 😂

You guys want a funny thread? Remember the MCU Phase 1 post-credits scenes? Nick Fury tells Tony Stark about the “Avengers.” Tony meets Thunderbolt Ross at a bar. Mjolnir in a crater. Thanos. Every stinger was a surprise, *and then they paid off.* But post-Endgame…