I'm doing a fundraiser for transition costs!! Where are the paypigs gofundme.com/f/help-jay-arne…

Bye twitter! I'm on instagram and (trying out) bluesky. Same name as here :)

I have a new single and video!! The band name Jay Arner is retired and everything going forward will be Energy Slime @energyslime :^) youtu.be/f86WGvVHs4Q?feature… Also, follow me on instagram? I don't post here anymore (except this)

Hey does anybody need some unused crime tv show background music youtu.be/A3ZCwyRZoWk

Mini eggs are too small. Introducing……… eggs

Eating a carrot sideways like it’s corn. Fuck society

If you believe William Shakespeare is a talentless loser and anyone can write "the bard"-quality works, check out my play (?) Upon The Wynd of a Narrow Swan, now in PDF form. Please don't ask me what any of it means because I don't know :) drive.google.com/file/d/1HD1…

If you live in Winnpeg Saskatoon Edmonton Calgary Victoria or Vancouver I’m filling in on drums for Big Rig on tour opening for @alvvaysband uhhh wow! bigrig.bandcamp.com

Every Wednesday this month, do something good or bad for your mental health. That’s #mentalhealthwednesdays 🩺🧠

[me standing in front of a brick wall working on my uncensored stand up set] I think drinking a glass of piss would be disgusting. At least put some shit in there

I’d like to hand out opposite genius grants where you give a huge dipshit $500,000 to do something like invent a suit for horses to ride humans

Can you date a dog if you’re just hanging out no funny stuff

There is too much compression in today’s music. And i’m here to change that by using my six compressors on everything

I’m at the new order & pet shop boys concert and it’s both bands onstage together having a big acoustic jam