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jawk

@jawk

I might be covered in cat hair but I still smell good. When you're footloose and collar-free, well, you take nothing but the best. Doowutchyalike.

 In the golden afternoon
Joined January 2009
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Please pick a different Speaker, Dems. Please. FFS.
Riley Rogerson (@riley_rogerson) profile pictureRiley Rogerson
@riley_rogersonNov 10
I asked Hakeem Jeffries about attendance appearing decisive in the Pete Hegseth vote. (11 House Dems did not vote tonight.) He told me and reporters: "I haven't had a conversation with anyone on the floor team about what may or may not have happened in terms of the Hegseth resolution, but this is not the end of it. It's just the beginning."
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Hey @PeteHegseth the house brings impeachment proceedings yesterday and 11 Democrats no show. Then on Veterans Day you're told to show respect at the tomb of the unknown soldier. Your 7 star confederate pocket square and sophomoric behavior just ingrains what a fucking piece of shit you are. Resign it's just a matter of time. Fucking tool
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Confronting Congresswoman Nancy Mace on her Islamophobic attacks against Abdul El-Sayed:
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Meet Russell Dickert. This mother fucker is one of 3 men who beat the hell out of a woman at a Trump rally in Youngstown Ohio. He’s on Facebook bragging about how he and 2 of his friends beat the hell out of her. Of course he deleted everything. His hometown, place of business… All on his profile page. Please repost so everyone can meet Russell.
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Here are AOC and Mamdani laughing at the 9/11 event:
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>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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jacob (@jtimsuggs) profile picture
jacob
@jtimsuggsMay 29
George Lucas staring at a practical, life-sized version of General Grievous on his Wheel Bike from Revenge of the Sith might just be one of the hardest images that I’ve ever seen tbh
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I feel like I’m losing my mind. This can’t be real. Is this real? Is it a movie? A dream? They’re all just obsessed… with straight faces.. about… a fucking ballroom?
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynApr 27
Lindsey Graham says they are going introduce legislation that’s going to authorize 400 million dollars to be spent on building the ballroom: We pay for it by offsetting it with customs fees. The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country.
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Wait this was the FIRST look at anakin skywalker? That goes hard as hell
Best of Star Wars (@bestofstarwar) profile pictureBest of Star Wars
@bestofstarwarApr 23
Flashback to 2000. The first leaked photo of Hayden Christensen in costume on the studio lot in Australia.
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She's so sorry that she tried to transfer assets out her name to avoid paying restitution. Boomers get to kill you with impunity. They don't even lose their license when they kill your whole family.
KRON4 News (@kron4news) profile pictureKRON4 News
@kron4newsMar 21
A driver who killed a family of four, including two babies, at a San Francisco bus stop was sentenced to probation. Mary Fong Lau (seen here walking through the courthouse today) dodged jail and prison time. Lau, 80, was speeding when her Mercedes SUV plowed into a West Portal bus stop in 2024, investigators said. A family was waiting to catch the bus for a trip to the zoo. The crash killed Diego Cardoso de Oliveira, his wife, Matilde Pinto, and their two babies. Lau stood up in the courtroom and said, “I want to say to all the family, sorry. Sorry.” Full Story: kron4.com/news/bay-area/sorr…
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That’s just Die Antwoord
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZMar 23
💔 Kelly Osbourne splits from her fiancé Sid Wilson, ending their engagement. tmz.me/X8bzyKO
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It’s 10+ hours since this ICE incident at SFO… where is our Mayor @DanielLurie ‘s statement ?!?!
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zenith@zenithvxMar 22
ICE when they get deployed tomorrow:
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USMar 21
TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS
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suki (@jeansnni) profile picture
suki@jeansnniMar 18
try 2 years without newjeans
Mikey McCoy (@Michael_McCoyy) profile pictureMikey McCoy
@Michael_McCoyyMar 10
6 months without Charlie
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Need more reporters like @ShawnMcCreesh that aren’t afraid to press Trump "Why are you the only person saying this?"
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DURBIN: How does taking a father from a child dying of cancer qualify as a violent crime? NOEM: I don't know what you're speaking of DURBIN: You know exactly what I'm speaking of. Ruben Torres two weeks ago buried his daughter Ofelia. When he was arrested at Home Depot, he said to your agents, 'Please let me go home. My daughter is dying of cancer.' They said 'No.' They arrested him and deported him for two weeks. Finally he returned for a court hearing. His daughter lived to see that hearing where the court said he was treated unfairly by your agency, and she died 3 days later. I was at her memorial service. Was he a violent criminal? NOEM: Sir, we enforce the law DURBIN: What law?
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Hey @grok did Elon Musk’s ‘America’ PAC send out prefilled absentee ballot applications in the state of Georgia? Yes or no answer only please.
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If you were erased why haven’t you shut the fuck up
Morgan Ariel (@itsmorganariel) profile pictureMorgan Ariel
@itsmorganarielFeb 9
Not a single white person in sight. Diversity means erasing you.
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This is their hero. This is who brought Megyn Kelly to tears and who RFK was hanging out with.
Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) profile pictureChristian Nightmares@ChristnNitemareFeb 9
Kid Rock talking about the Olsen twins, who were 14-years-old at the time, on Saturday Night Live in 2001: "Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? I mean, you know what I say: If there's grass on the field, play ball!" h/t @isthisanything4
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Man, shut the fuck up
Jake Paul (@jakepaul) profile pictureJake Paul
@jakepaulFeb 9
To clarify: I wasn’t calling anyone a “fake citizen” because they’re from Puerto Rico. I live in Puerto Rico, and I love Puerto Rico. I have used my platform to support Puerto Rico time and time again and will always do so. But if you’re publicly criticizing ICE who are doing their job and openly hating on America, I’m going to speak on it. Period. That’s the same reason I called out Hunter Hess. If you benefit from a country and the platform it gives you, but publicly disrespect it at the same time, that’s what I mean by being a fake citizen. And I agree love is more powerful than hate. Love America.
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