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I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this but this isn’t actually Javi from teen mom. He’s not this funny. That is all.
you guys remember when portwood said that shit about wanting to be dainty ?? it’s still stuck in my brain
Heard the news about jenelle finally getting custody of Jace. Just popping in to say what the fuuuuucckk
Yo jAwSh really convinced mackenzie to let him be a “spray tan boy” at her new tanning salon after all of the infidelity issues they’ve had. I am malfunctioning.
I wanna hear stories from food service/retail workers that have had interactions with the #teenmom cast. Do it. Now.
I love Leah but I also hate her?? There will be no further explanation. IYKYK. But like I’d still be down to hangout. Leah if you see this I am so sorry
Me when Amber fell off the hammock #TeenMomFamilyReunion #teenmom
It’s crying my eyes out o’clock on the land right now
BREAKING NEWS! Former #TeenMom2 stars Chelsea Houska & Cole DeBoer announce their new show on @HGTV network! Get details: wp.me/pc0qqT-f9n
The other wives when they find out Robyn’s nanny brought covid to the house #SisterWives
Jade and Bri both walked in there looking for a fight. I said what I said #TeenMomFamilyReunion
Maci gives me the vibe that she’s the girl who fights with her boyfriend all night and makes it everyone else’s problem. #TeenMomFamilyReunion
Briana has big mean girl energy and it’s not a vibe. #TeenMomFamilyReunion
I turned 29 yesterday, what did you do? I wanna let y’all know that I see your messages and feel all the love sent my way. I don’t know when I’ll be back posting regularly but I love you guys almost as much as Amber loves deflecting- which you know, is like a lot 🤍
Y’all I sliced my thumb open on a mushroom can, fully passed out in the middle of my kitchen, and when things calmed down my 9 year old had the nerve to say “the floor hits different” at least I know I’m raising a funny kid 😂
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT @_mermaidbarbie CODE “uninvitedjenelle” I AM NOT WELL 😆







