Best known for collecting all 120 shine sprites on Super Mario Sunshine
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~ I am the best serial killer the city of Wichita has ever known ~
The Suitcase Slayer:
-Hold my beer-
A 67-year-old woman was found dead inside a suitcase outside a fire station in south Wichita on Wednesday evening, police say. fox4kc.com/news/woman-found-…
Tf? Andy Milonakis sellin Girl Scout cookies now?
NEW: 6-year-old Pennsylvania Girl Scout has smashed the single-season record for most Girl Scout cookies sold by selling over 85,000 boxes.
"Pim’s goal is 100,026 boxes so she can go to Girl Scout Camp this summer, go on adventures with her troop and bring some amazing service projects to her community," her parents said.
The family says Pim had delays joining a group and was mocked because of her disabilities.
"At one cookie booth, when we asked the adult ladies running the booth, before we knew anything about Girl Scouts, the one lady literally screamed at us (in front of all the girls) that my child’s disabilities would hold a troop back and that she didn’t want Pim in her troop," the family said.
"She told us to go find a playgroup for disabled kids."
The lifetime cookies record is held by Katie Francis, who sold 180,000 boxes between 2011 and 2020.
Pim might break that record in a single season, considering the season typically goes until April.
The single-season cookie-selling record was previously held by Lilly Bumpus, who sold over 32,000 boxes in 2021.
It’s so crazy that you can get surprised during a dream. It’s like dude im the one making up the story I knew this shit was coming
I wonder what the dudes pants looked like that first got called Mr fancy pants cuz they must have been outrageous
How come he is either Shaq or Shaquille O Neal? No one has ever called him Shaq O Neal and I’m just curious why
They said I was unathletic but bitch I got ATHLETES FOOT how tf that happen dude biology doesn’t lie
Damn if that’s illegal I should have served 1000 life sentences by now 😂I be eating so many sandwiches
