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Me after hitting send and replying β€œPatriot” to one of my mutuals for the 100th time this week
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Incredible booking
"I had three beers, okay!" Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would β€˜fire all Republicans’. πŸ“Ί youtu.be/rcg4BzNXQxU @piersmorgan
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This is a very confusing tweet.
Mega Democratic donor @JohnMorganESQ hosting fundraiser for @ByronDonalds right now @RealDonaldTrump called in It's jokingly suggested: why not John Morgan for Press Secretary. #FlaPol
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This dude sucks.
#FloridaSenate James Fishback watches Angie Nixon speak at campaign event with his wife in Melbourne, FL Photo credit: @KingstonBooke
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Oh WOW a mobile billboard so crazy wow innovative wow.
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It's 2026 and he still has Lincoln Project in the bio.
Hey, JD, why not settle this the right way and challenge El-Sayed to meet behind the Waffle House after the Friday night game. Me, I’ll take the guy who was captain of every sports team he played on vs the pudgy guy cut from the golf team. How about it?
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It's doesn't matter how much it costs. It doesn't matter if it's easily accessible at the moment. What matters is that this EXISTS. Extrapolate from there.
Real life, baby
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This is a civilization changing moment. My God.
He really did it. He built a fucking flying car.
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This is world changing. Humans have actually moved into the future. I will never forget this day.
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster flips off a ramp and hovers back to the ground. "Flying cars are real."
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Funeral home in eastern Kentucky handing out UK basketball schedules is maybe the most Kentucky thing of all time.
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"Bruh" X infinity
My Ojibwe name is Gizhiiwewidamookwe, which means β€˜Speaks in a Loud and Clear Voice Woman.’ I’m going to be Minnesota’s voice in the U.S. Senate β€” not Donald Trump’s.
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The intern forgot to check the banner ad in the screen grab.
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This just might be the most accurate tweet of all time.
Replying to @LPDonovan
You are simply not prepared for how tedious the 2028 coverage will get.
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Alex has multiple correct takes here.
Who cares that she works at that firm? She isn’t a lobbyist and she isn’t paid by this client, and she has made that abundantly clear. This is dumb β€œhit” piece intended to sow internal chaos in the Trump administration. Fortunately, it will fail.
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Excuse me what now?
On Columbus Day, Liza Minnelli serenades President Bush with β€œNew York, New York” in the White House East Room.
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