@jaredsimon

Working on new things. Prev: co-founder, COO at HotelTonight, President at Curai

 San Francisco
Joined April 2009
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AirAlamo@AirAlamo19 Sep 2024
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Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫
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Don Winslow
@donwinslow17 Jun 2024
This is STILL the absolute craziest thing I have ever seen on Twitter.
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LinkedIn is a disease
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The thing people are most consistently wrong about is guessing the motivations of others.
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So sorry to hear Karl Wallinger has died. World Party soundtracked many moments of my life, good and bad. Lots of better WP songs, but I have an indelible memory of seeing this one live in the early 90s. Room bathed in light when it got to “world.” RIP. tinyurl.com/5328hmms
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Just a reminder about the episode of Knight Rider where Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. #ThePassion
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I don’t recall all the heavy breathing it’s really distracting me from the core objective
RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNow12 Jan 2024
📺DEBUT: 'The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross’ premiered 41 years ago, January 11, 1983, on PBS
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Chris Fralic
@chrisfralic5 Jan 2024
Name an underrated album by one of your favorite artists
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Jared Simon retweeted
cig dad@dillpilled_1 Jan 2024
I definitely do not might also like
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Remember...
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Twitter ads 2 years ago: The new Arby’s Sandwich! 🤠 #Arbys Twitter ads now: [picture of a fully nude woman with one arm] Wind turbines sever 20 limbs every second in America. Invest now in BitCoin Eugenics. Link in my bio for more [community note: this users bio is malware]
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Oof
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SPURSSSS FUCKING WIIIIINNNN
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Josh Paredes
@Josh81016 Dec 2023
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Whoa this is excellent - and pretty chilling economist.com/1843/2023/12/1…
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Oh @jessicagolds I’ll be totally crushed if Journey has somehow been appropriated by my parents (boomers) - I think they were still clinging to Neil Diamond back then. Journey was for me (gen x)!
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A collection of words I hadn’t expected to see
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Ads on X now most addictive part of this thing
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A therapist needs to publish a book called; Thoughts Most People Think Are Unusual But Are Actually Very Common, so we can all get over the idea that we are uniquely broken.
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