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Jared Mark Smith

@jaredinthetrees

maybe a 7 1/2

 New York City
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Joined January 2009
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News Headline: Brooklyn Couple Wants To Keep Wedding Small
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When they put me in charge of your surprise birthday party
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You think they’re showing the game at Thai Diner?
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bro farted
Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
@Reuters27 May 2023
Man who opened Asiana plane door in mid-air tells police he was "uncomfortable" - Yonhap reut.rs/43l3Mbo
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I always prefer to stay in unless anyone I know is doing anything
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Stop ordering soda and bitters and order bitts and bubs
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Dry January: if you order more than two rounds of soda and bitters just bring a nalgene
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Idk who needs to hear this but the love of your life is not on Brooklyn hinge standouts
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Serotonin: it’s not just a river in Egypt
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Saddest Brooklyn story For sale: Butt plug, never used
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“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming
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New Banksy?
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No one talks about how Europeans actually have the worst tattoos
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My politics is whatever this is
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Emily Murnane@emily_murnane31 May 2022
If u rob a container store does that count as organized crime?
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Frozen rope baby. No notes.
Jane O'Meara Sanders (@janeosanders) profile pictureJane O'Meara Sanders@janeosanders28 May 2022
Better close-up of ⁦@BernieSanders⁩ starting the game off with the opening pitch tonight!!
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FINNEAS@finneas26 May 2022
This is deeply, deeply difficult to watch. You have to watch it. You have to see the consequences of inaction. This is not the first school shooting. Or the second. Or the tenth. This. Should. Not. Have. Continued. To. Fucking. Happen.
Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) profile pictureKaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins26 May 2022
Amerie Jo Garza's father, a med aide, says he found out she was one of the victims when he arrived on the scene and was helping another little girl covered in blood. She told him her best friend had been shot. When he asked her name, she said his daughter's. There aren't words.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC24 May 2022
Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less? You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) profile pictureTed Cruz
@tedcruz24 May 2022
Heidi & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the children and families in the horrific shooting in Uvalde. We are in close contact with local officials, but the precise details are still unfolding. Thank you to heroic law enforcement & first responders for acting so swiftly.
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Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX28 Oct 2015
I'm EMBARRASSED: Texas #2 in nation for new gun purchases, behind CALIFORNIA. Let's pick up the pace Texans. @NRA blog.chron.com/narcoconfiden…
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