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Janos Quested

@janosquestide

tornadoes aren't the only thing i can make come with these hands {{100% parody account http://t.co/JbDrTPnyMM}}

Joined June 2012
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If u wanna join the brotherhood you have to go through initiation and that's pretty much just trying to hold Erik's hand without dying
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//shows up out of nowhere after months to publish an old draft with starbucks
See that guy you just called a drugged out paraplegic nerd? He didn't hear you say it louder.
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//got called into work early cause it was busy, get here and it's completely dead, fuuuck me
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*overthrows all government and enslaves the human race during the purge*
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Me after stealing yo girl
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//working at subway, eating cookies and reading fanfiction on my phone shhhhh, also havent been on in 4ever srry guys
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#FF @janosquestide Because his hair is almost better than mine.
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Emma @emmasfrosting13 Aug 2014
First things first I'm the bitchiest.
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*flips Erik off but uses my other hand to cover it*
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//things I have today: -job interview -black eye
//dropped a book on my face (dance with dragons) now I have a bruise, reading can be dangerous kids take caution
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"everyone has their off days" I tell myself as I destroy yet another city
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six little mutants jumping on the bed one fell off and "thE HUMANS HAVE PLAYED THEIR HAND, NOW WE GET READY TO PLAY OURS"
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but officer I was just world dominating
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//finally got a job interview!!! WOOHOOO
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*on a date* haha yeah so tell me more about your weather preferences
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Lorna Dane@lornarisdane8 Aug 2014
Life hack: don't let my dad have anymore kids
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"@wbpictures: RT if you're ready to go #IntoTheStorm. http://t.co/60SnYKLvrl" fUCK YeAH
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See that guy you just called a crooked-caped magnet fucker? It's true I've caught him doing it it's gross.
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