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Just another record-breaking day in the moronocene, while peak idiocy still lies ahead.
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Hey @iHeartRadio, you did maintenance on WCKY tower 9/24 in KY, and now 120vac lines are picking up massive EMI. @FCC @AndyBeshearKY would love for somebody to investigate this. Comes in over H/N/G, interferes with cars, garages, lights, and is frying electronics on the outlets
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JUST ONE MORE CRD. PLEASE JUST ONE MORE CRD BRO. BRO PLS JUST ONE MORE OPERATOR WE NEED TO BE DECLARATIVE. JUST ONE. ONE MORE. BRO PLS. JUST ONE MORE YAML. TRUST ME JUST ONE MORE AND IT'S DONE. BRO PLEASE JUS-
I’m happy to report that Barcelona has successfully completed the first step to becoming a car free city:
Become a parking free city ✅
I just closed my move ring by furiously twisting a pepper grinder over a frying pan and I deserved it
A ton of open positions in my favorite team at Apple, and some are even remote! I know, right?
✅ #redteam
✅ #securityengineer
✅ #softwareengineer
✅ #engineeringmanager
✅ #technicalprogrammanager
Please RT, and my DMs are open!
jobs.apple.com/en-us/search?…
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Open Source Program Office at @Apple is hiring:
jobs.apple.com/en-us/details…
Apply directly or DMs are open for referrals.
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Congrats internet on making the quick pivot from epidemiologists to military strategists and experts in the application of geopolitical sanctions – at Peasmarsh, England
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The /r/ubiquiti subreddit has been going back and forth the last few days on who can make the shortest ethernet cable and it’s been seriously cracking me up.
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Here's an interesting graph that illustrates how much more popular video-sharing website YouTube is nowadays than it was in previous centuries
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Today, we're open sourcing a log4j JAR scanner. Throw it at a filesystem, detect vulnerable JARs, and even rewrite them in place.
Includes a Go API to import the JAR parsing for other applications.
github.com/google/log4jscann…
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Are you a junior engineer with interest in #golang and #kubernetes?
My team is hiring!
SF and Seattle preferred
👉 Submit your resume via the website
jobs.apple.com/en-us/details… – at Rota, Spain
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If you're surprised about the log4j vulnerability, just wait until you hear what happens when you put a java.net.URL into a hashtable
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The US, UK, and many other countries are building massive digital infrastructure projects without properly testing and recording the ingredients. Imagine building concrete apartments without knowing exactly what's in the concrete. #SBOM ipa.news/2019/02/10/death-to…