"I also thought it was a rather poor imitation of the 'recollections may vary' quote, which was a much more elegant way of putting things, but in these circumstances entirely out of place." There we have it. Earl Spencer confirming that H&M lied.

Hasn't he invited them to Balmoral every summer?

It's because that man loves her SO much, remember. Oh, boldly. I forgot the boldly ...

"Denial due to fandom" 🙄🤣. How long did that one take you to dream up?

Forever Sundance

I wonder why she didn't ask that Billie Eilish send the merchandise directly to the teenager, so she could have had the pleasure of receiving and opening it.

Might be just me, but I'd rather see a family photo snapped by Dad, with a few noticeable attempts at editing by Mum, than a professional shot, so expertly edited that it's impossible to know if it's a true and honest image.

OK, admit it, how many are going to watch Markle's appearance today ... "for research purposes" ... "So I can tell others" ... how many?

You know when you follow an account which you really respect, but you question one of their statements, and they "change who can reply", i.e. silence you ... ?

It's not a very ... well ... professional photo, is it? To say he's a professional photographer. A bit blurry. Ancient mobile phone-y.

Patsy Kensit on The One Show tonight. Wait a minute!...

And he's doing so with the blessing and full backing of his father.

"I'm not gonna share what I'd say to William!" Bit late for that, Harold.

Shivers.

Major Jonny on BBC1

Louise just starting University, Louis and Lena both starting school, and the other great grandchildren starting a new school year ... 😢

My friend was having breakfast at his favourite spot in the Castro, San Francisco just now. He looked up and across the street and there was … Queen Maxima. His day was made 😊