@janewells

Covering business with an arched eyebrow on Wells $treet: https://nitter.cf/t.co/lEVcisx05i CNBC. KFI. More Neanderthal than 79% of you.

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The time of year when normal food runs out and my yard becomes a salad bar.
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I’m assuming whoever created this “smoking gun” and made his/her boss look like a complete idiot is now out of a job.
Sahil Kapur
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A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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On the merits of letting AI edit a story (mind you, a story I actually wrote — AI did not write it). #ChatGPT #Gemini janewells.substack.com/p/mee…
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Sigh. Well at least the interception was by someone who went to #USC
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McVay’s eyes are about to pop out of his head.
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It’s Sean v. Sean on #SNF
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#Rams got robbed right there.
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When’s the last time a team scored two touchdowns in a row with two 2-point conversions??? Come on, #Rams. Stop this.
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Golf fans need to get their act together. First the #Scheffler incident on the 14th hole, where Scottie proved again he’s a total class act. And someone later shouted “in the water!” Come on, people.
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For your Sunday, the novice entrepreneurs trying to grab a piece of the #Mahjong Industrial Complex. One woman is making six figures!! janewells.substack.com/p/bet…
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OH MY GOODNESS. The Big Ten player of the week misses the field goal. Sigh. #FightOn
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Made new headshots using AI because I’ve let my hair go gray. And my hair is happy. These probably look AI but I did it in five minutes by uploading a bunch of mediocre selfies.
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This Substack I wrote about #Hawaii in June seems unfortunately prescient. janewells.substack.com/p/ear…
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#My1970sDiary - Inspector Clouseau? Sept 24, 1972–194 My friend took a bunch of us to Magic Mountain for her birthday. “We think we saw Peter Sellers.” I vaguely remember some guy telling us he was Peter Sellers. But Sellers was most likely living in London at this time. Plus,
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By the way, here’s my favorite Peter Sellers scenes from The Pink Panther. “Does your dog bite?” youtu.be/SnXtuktNdlM?is=mV3x…

Does your dog bite? / Do you have a 'reum'?

From the 1976 film 'The Pink Panther Strikes Again'

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I’m thinking of running for 8th grade VP! Later, I decide to run for President instead. I don’t win.
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Magic Mountain doesn’t seem like his vibe. Who would tell a bunch of pre-teen girls he’s Peter Sellers? #weirdo. I did see @markhamill at Magic Mountain once, for real (I think), around 1978, one year after Star Wars debuted. I was beyond excited. Hey, look,
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#My1970sDiary - First Plane Ride Sept 23, 1973 On this date 53 years ago, at the age of 12, my dad took me and my little brother on our first flight, a PSA “super” 727 from Burbank to San Diego and then a 737 back. I think it cost may $16 a ticket? I was so excited.
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This is new. To me. #coffee
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I’ve stayed here three times and I still can’t figure this out.
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I don’t think I’ve ever had better service than I had tonight in Seattle at the @MetGrill WOW
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I forgot this.
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