Comedian. Actor @nba Super Bowl commercial. Regular @punchlinesf. Producer @cttcomedy Performed @sundanceorg. Commercials: @jetalent. IG:@janeshrahlan
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Janesh retweeted
Exactly what the 2A was written for btw, not so uncle chucklefuck could bring his RPG into Dunkin’ Donuts
Amid unverified reports of an increased ICE presence in Scarborough, several protesters have posted up outside the ICE facility with ARs.
Chellie Pingree reacted to the reports of increased ICE presence:
"This cruel, chaotic, and out-of-control agency needs to be abolished. And we need ICE out of Maine. Period."
The protester pictured below has been stationed outside of the facility for months on end, although in our previous interactions with the individual, she was not armed.
Additionally, @WGME has photos of other protesters patrolling outside the facility with rifles:
Janesh retweeted
> be El Salvador
> send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie
> gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds
> bukele says "give back"
> gang "nah"
> bukele says "ok we take back"
> gang "nah, also you're a bitch"
> bukele comes to take back
> gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something"
> UN says "idk bro thats crazy"
> bukele goes on social media
> "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it"
> crowdsources OSINT nerds
> OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes
> bombs it exactly as promised
> goes on social media
> calls them pussies
tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
Janesh retweeted
Dev Patel returns with ‘THE PEASANT’ — a revenge thriller set in 1300s India that blends ‘John Wick’ with ‘Braveheart’
A24’s first production shot in India.
Patel wrote, directed, and stars in the film.
Directors releasing films next year:
Martin Scorsese
Damien Chazelle
Greta Gerwig
Bong Joon-Ho
Todd Haynes
Edward Berger
Ruben Östlund
Justine Triet
Joel Coen
Jeff Nichols
Apichatpong Weerasethakul
Alexander Payne
Ang Lee
Mia Hansen-Løve
Alice Rohrwacher
Tom Ford
James Gunn
Curry Barker
Mike Flanagan
Andy Serkis
John Krasinski
Michael B. Jordan
J. J. Abrams
Sean Durkin
Fernando Meirelles
The Daniels
Bradley Cooper
Dev Patel
Olivia Wilde
M. Night Shyamalan
Nancy Meyers
Shawn Levy
Judd Apatow
Janesh retweeted
since this seems to be going over people's heads: this is a response to Tony Hinchcliffe, who told the same exact joke about George Floyd at the Kevin Hart roast
Janesh retweeted
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
Janesh retweeted
I agree, every national Democrat should pivot themselves to Talarico’s positions immediately.
Janesh retweeted
This is why he won. I get it now. If he went all over Texas talking like this to young men, then it 100% makes sense to me now. This messaging would totally resonate with young men. It's taps into heroic aspirations. This more effective than culture warring.
Joe Rogan: Why are you a Democrat?
.@JamesTalarico: My mother met my birth father, who had a drinking problem that sometimes led to being violent. My mom decided right then and there that she was leaving. She found a little apartment in East Austin and worked double duty at a hotel to provide for us. She saw Texas Democrats like Ann Richards, people who fought for the little guy. That was the classic Democratic Party. I asked my mom what we were, and she was like, ‘We're Democrats, because Democrats fight for the people.’ Our historical legacy is the party that fights for the little guy. That's why I'm a Democrat.
Janesh retweeted
no but we remember your role in amplifying anti-Indian hate when you were head of product at x 🫶
Janesh retweeted
like clockwork
People should always be in control of the future.
OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”.
People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
