I bite at the hand that feeds me, some kind of animal cannibal

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Joined April 2022
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Damn i used to wake up on 100 in 2024
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Has anyone ever bought the honey packs off SHEIN
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Don’t be coming to my house if you’re allergic to some bullshit like peanuts
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Good dick is like oh ok great there’s some enrichment in my enclosure
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*girl whos nipples show through her shirt* wow everyone is being so nice to me today :)
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I can’t get a boyfriend what if he asks me to stop seeing other guys, like that ain’t happening
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jan🦇 retweeted
when is long distance low commitment casual no label pretend bf situationship day ?
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Everyday that I don’t get to sleep on a bicep is a day not worth living
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i am a zoologist and i have made an amazing discovery
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Got cracked so good I’m letting everyone merge in front of me in heavy traffic
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red lobster lean got me acting crazy
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I get so scared when a man says he was raised by his grandma
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last summer when I dated three 21 year olds back to back
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going to the bar to sober up
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Admire her shape
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rent prices starting to look like I should fall in love with a construction worker who will cheat on me but I’ll look the other way
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jan🦇 retweeted
if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.
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beautiful things happening on threads btw
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A lot of sick freaks out there
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