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Joined July 2014
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This is the kind of energy EVERYONE needs right now!! 🔥🔥🔥
The National Federation of Federal Employees President Randy Erwin has a few points he would like to make with the president. “You better start following the constitution like you took an oath to do.”
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🚨 ALABAMA! Over 52,000 acres in Marshall County's Opportunity Zone Tract 301, in Buck's Pocket and Lake Guntersville State Parks! What development is being planned here? Our forests, wildlife, farmland, and waterways deserve protection! We need answers! 🌲💚
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A massive, under-appreciated power shift took place in this election. Six state treasurer or comptroller seats flipped from red to blue: AZ, WI, IN, NV, TX, and OH. Those states collectively hold $800 B+ in pension assets. That means nationally, well over $3 TRILLION in state and city pensions are now overseen by Democratic financial officers, more than double what’s under Republicans. For years, Republican treasurers have used their investment clout to push a right-wing agenda on corporate America. Sadly, this politicization of investments has done considerable damage, especially on climate. Now the balance of pension power has shifted, and we have a chance to right the ship. Blue states and cities are significant hareholders in virtually every major company in America. Millions of public sector employees are counting on us to protect their retirement assets and fight for their interests as shareholders. We know companies that respect workers and consumers are more successful in the long run. We know firms that are leading on the clean energy transition are winning economically. We know AI safety risk is a threat to our whole economy. We know shareholder rights and good corporate governance make for stronger capital markets. Putting these values into action is how you protect long-term returns for retirees. Now is the moment for the growing coalition of Democratic financial officers across the nation to show what responsible ownership looks like.
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HE OFFERED THE WRONG DANA WHITE THE JOB ON THE SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING SOMEONE PINCH ME
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NEW: @KamalaHarris is urging her supporters to help @scott_colom make history in Mississippi’s Senate race. “Mississippi hasn't elected a Democratic senator since the 1980s. Scott is poised to change that, but only if we have the resources to finish the job.“
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The purpose of this russian op is to replace Jeffries and Schumer with someone who will not pass a Ukraine funding bill with a veto-proof majority
NEW: House Dems "inundated" w/ calls & emails urging them not to elect Jeffries speaker One member told @axios they got "300-400" calls in 2 days Another said "over 500" A third said "higher" than 500: "It's our No. 1 issue, and it's not close." axios.com/2026/11/06/jeffrie…
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The MUSK documentary is now streaming on Amazon Prime and Apple. Elon Musk did his best to keep it from being seen, so it’s no coincidence that it was removed from theaters before the midterms. I just finished watching it, and honestly, I’m glad I didn’t see it before the election because it would’ve scared the fuck out of me. I’m so glad the midterms turned out like they did. This man and others like him need to be held accountable. He is unhinged, a monster, a murderer, a narcissist, and an evil motherfucker with a God complex. Grok can stay on X. I will NEVER download that shit on my phone. The devastation one man has been allowed to cause to our country and our planet over the last two years is staggering, all without any constraints from a megalomaniac president and a cowardly, greed-possessed Congress. This is a MUST-WATCH. We need to stay on top of our elected officials and demand they STRIP HIM of his unchecked power and hold him accountable for the MASSIVE DAMAGE he’s done. And we need guardrails going forward so that NO single person can ever hold unchecked control again. **THIS IS A DIRE WARNING**
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Hold on, folks. Can we talk about Hakeem Jeffries for a second? He spent four years in the minority with no gavel, no subpoenas, and no committee chairs. And he still got results. He forced the vote on the Epstein files, and it passed 427 to 1. He forced a House vote on extending the ACA tax credits, with three Republicans signing his petition. He forced a vote to restore union rights for a million federal workers. He helped get Ukraine aid through. And he ran months of war games to prepare for every dirty trick this regime might pull on the midterms. Three days before the election he told a rally: “One of the first things we’re going to do is run Pete Hegseth out of town.” That doesn’t sound like a guy without a spine to me. He’s said “accountability” in dozens of speeches. The subpoena power arrives January 3rd, and you’d better believe he plans to use it. I get it. We’re all hungry for hearings. So am I. But responsible leaders don’t promise revenge on camera, they build cases that hold up. Speaker Emerita Pelosi made the job look easy, because she was insanely good at it, and she is precisely who has showed him the ropes. That job seems hard as hell to me, and that's probably why whenever "popular" Democrats are asked if they want it, they're like "Nope. And I will be voting for Leader Jeffries." An overwhelming majority of Democratic members of Congress plan to back him as Speaker, but he hasn’t even been sworn in as Speaker yet. Let him do the job before we cut him off at the knees. Republicans would LOVE it if Democrats did their dirty work for them, knocking out our FIRST Black Speaker of the House in history. JFC, even the horrible, lying jackass Mike Johnson got TWO FULL YEARS, and he accomplished NOTHING for the American people. Affordability. Accountability. That’s what the MAJORITY of voters asked for, and he’s laser-focused on both. Give the man a chance.🙏💪
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Do you know why republicans spent 30 years making shit up about Hillary Clinton? Because they’re ALL afraid of Hillary Clinton. Why are they afraid of Hillary Clinton? Well, because, when she was a young lawyer, she is one of the people who got Nixon. She wrote the briefs that put his people in jail. Don’t fuck with Hillary Clinton.
He’s never been in my house. He’ll never be in my house. Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
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I would love if we could channel the datacenter backlash into curbing the excesses of Big Tech in general. Get screens out of cars. Get computers out of refrigerators. Stop surveilling everything all the time, stop forcing me into the app, stop trying to steal my data.
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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🚨 URGENT: The Senate votes Monday on a bill that would make permits on our public lands nearly impossible for ANY future president to undo. And Trump's admin is still handing them out on those very lands right now. They're calling it the permitting bill, and it's a sneaky one. It's far worse than the name sounds. Any permit still in effect on September 16, 2026 gets shielded, no matter who issued it or when. Older permits count too, even decades old, if they're still active. So does every one Trump's admin signs from here on. The thing I want you to understand is this. Federal oil and gas leases don't expire as long as they keep producing. A lease signed in the 70s or 80s is still in effect today if it's still producing. Earthjustice warns this bill makes leases like that "virtually impossible to overturn." To change or cancel a permit, a future admin would have to prove it by "clear and convincing evidence." Only five reasons count: 1. A court orders it. 2. The permit holder broke the law. 3. The permit was obtained through fraud. 4. The permit holder asks for it. 5. An urgent threat to life, property, or national security the original review missed. If none apply, the permit stays. Locked in. Trumped in. If a judge finds the government botched the environmental review under the National Environmental Policy Act, the judge can order a redo. But the judge can't cancel the permit or stop the project. The bulldozers keep running during the redo. Tribes don't get a say until AFTER agencies have already made up their minds about work on their ancestral lands and sacred sites. Two Democrats, Sen. Martin Heinrich (D-N.M.), top Democrat on the Senate Energy Committee, and Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.), signed on to the bill Sen. Shelley Moore Capito (R-W.Va.) introduced, with Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah). Voters just handed Democrats Congress. Two of them put their names on a bill that locks in Trump's permits anyway. This sitting Congress is trying to push it through Monday. Please call your members of Congress today. We don't have much time. I've tagged the four senators behind this. Let them know how you feel about it by saying no to the bill to your MOC. Thank you for standing up for our public lands. #DemsUnited 📷 Hart Van Denburg / CPR News
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Q: I’m told that Vivek Ramaswamy left you a congratulatory phone call. Have the two of you spoken at all? Governor-elect @AmyActonOH: We can’t normalize behavior like this. It was so beyond the pale, so no, I have no intention of speaking to him. Leaders’ words matter and we need to hold folks accountable.
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From Biden to Jeffries to Schumer YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS COORDINATED EFFORT TO MAKE DEMS LOSE FAITH IN THEIR OWN LEADERSHIP even as Republicans are NEVER HELD TO ACCOUNT for their lack of it.
I hope ya'll recognize a lot of these accounts are just rage bait for cash. They count on people not understanding how government works & keeping you angry. Democrats got historic wins yet the immediate pivot was attack the architects of the extinction level event of Republicans.
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Muchachos, we're looking at a 56 Dem-44 Rep Senate and a 260 Dem-175 Rep House. Holy moly guys
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The Speaker of the House doesn't have to be likable to be good. Being consensually unlikable is a big part of what made Nancy Pelosi so immensely respectable and POWERFUL at the job. It's a job about WINNING. It can look and sound however it needs to. They can be Malcolm Tucker for all I care if they get results. It might even help. And it doesn't really matter because 90% of what they do is directed at other Representatives behind closed doors, not us. Just put the bills in the bag. But for what it's worth, Hakeem Jeffries has been extraordinarily kind, and patient, and tolerant of the most uncivilized degenerate bullshit from republicans and the wannabe "left" who are LUCKY he doesn't treat them how they actually deserve. He's more than earned this job and an ounce of gratitude.
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Not sure why people continue to insist on thinking Alabama is solidly red. We’ve been trying to tell you for years. We’re literally the origin of the blue dot. Every county in the state shifted left this election.
Brett Jones, the first openly gay sheriff to be elected in Alabama, campaigned on transparency, jail reform and discontinuing the county’s contract with Flock, the controversial license plate reader system that has sparked widespread concern. wapo.st/4Ahz6YP
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While the @DemSocialists were attacking mainstream Democrats, @RepJeffries was lining up candidates in red-to-bluedistricts that included ministers, combat veterans, farmers, prosecutors, and other centrists from blue-collar backgrounds. nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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Alabama Power's profit is up almost 14% year to date. That is insane.
$2 BILLION in just three months. Southern Company, the parent company of Alabama Power, is reporting record-breaking third-quarter profits, up $300 million from the same period last year. By: @CalebTTaylor 1819news.com/news/item/south…
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I have known Chuck Schumer for 16 years. I worked closely with him and his staff when I worked for Harry Reid. I have a lot of respect for him and have also had my differences over the years. The job of leader happens mostly behind the scenes. The traits that make a good leader are not the same as what makes you good at social media, etc. Reid was famous for saying off-message stuff—lord knows how he would have fared in the age of social media. When you’re in the majority, the job is about setting the agenda and passing bills that help people. When you’re in the minority, you’re at the mercy of the majority in terms of the agenda, so the job is mainly to get back in the majority. By that measure, Schumer succeeded wildly on Tuesday. He oversaw the biggest Democratic sweep in the Senate since Watergate, recruiting candidates who fit their states and putting them in position to win states many had written off long ago. He was an early believer in Mississippi, for example. You can litigate this or that decision, and I certainly didn’t agree with them all—but when you step back and look at the big picture there’s simply no way to argue with this historic achievement. To me, the question of whether Schumer deserves to be reelected as leader after the most dominant performance by Senate Democrats in more than half a century is straightforward, and the answer is clearly yes.
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"I don’t want Jared Kushner to be investigated because he’s the president’s son-in-law. I want him investigated because he’s potentially laundered and embezzled $2 billion dollars in funds from the governments of Saudi Arabia and the UAE. I don’t want Stephen Miller investigated because he’s a racist ghoul who’s at the center of the Trump brain trust. I want him investigated because he’s a racist ghoul who has violated the due-process rights of millions of people and, potentially, directly violated court orders. I don’t want Pete Hegseth investigated because he’s a toxic psychopath who is unqualified to lead America’s military forces. I want him investigated because he’s a fucking murderer who needs to spend the rest of his life in jail, either in this country or The Hague." thenation.com/article/politi…
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