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Politically independent, news junky, writer/author.

Florida
Joined September 2018
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This is what they destroyed today. I am so heartbroken, I can’t speak.
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Any ideology that suggests you cut off family members and friends that don’t think exactly like you is a cult. You’d think most people would know this by now.
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It is shocking to me that so many left wing politicians attack the idea of prayer in response to a tragedy. Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action. We pray because our hearts are broken and we believe that God is listening.
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Shout out to all the people that still don’t believe in conspiracies. Your ability to stick to your guns is inspiring.
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There is a clear path to restoring hearing with a @Neuralink, even for someone who has had total loss of hearing since birth, as our device directly activates the neurons in the brain that process sound
Next @neuralink product should aim to restore hearing
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if this photo reaches your timeline, everything will be okay.
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Stop trying to force your views and beliefs onto others. The end.
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My family’s arguing over whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not.
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No shortage of shitty takes on the 2024 election or on this assassination. The public execution of an innocent man and father of two is indefensible, not “inevitable.” Condoning and cheering this on says more about YOU than the situation of health insurance.
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Half my town is participating in a marathon right now. Meanwhile, I’m still in bed. Is it time for mimosas yet? Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
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Hit the gym. Avoid drama. Smell amazing. Make a ton of money. Level up your circle. Talk less. Pray more. Think highly of yourself.
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I don’t understand people who can fall asleep immediately. When do you do all your panicking and overthinking?
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Elon Musk tonight on overregulation: "I got a bunch of nutty stories. SpaceX had to do this study to see if Starship would hit a shark. And I'm like... it's a big ocean. There are a lot of sharks! It’s not impossible, but it’s very unlikely. So we said, 'Fine, we’ll do the analysis. Can you give us the shark data?' They were like, 'No, we can’t give you the shark data.' Well, then, okay, we’re in a bit of a quandary. How do we solve this shark probability issue? They said, 'Well, we could give it to our western division, but we don’t trust them.' I’m like, 'Am I in a comedy sketch here?!' Eventually, we got the data and could run the analysis to say, 'Yeah, the sharks are going to be fine.' But they wouldn’t let us proceed with the launch until we did this crazy shark analysis. Then we thought, 'Okay, now we’re done.' But then they said, 'What about whales?' When you look at a picture of the Pacific, what percent of the surface area do you see as whale? If Starship did hit a whale, honestly, it’s like the whale had it coming, cause the odds are... so low. It’s like Final Destination: Whale Edition. And then they said, 'What if the rocket goes underwater, then explodes, and the whales have hearing damage?' This is real!
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8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on this side of the world. The eye is TINY at nearly 3.8 miles wide. This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.
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Me after eating all the hurricane snacks well before the storm hits. 😂
Life when food is provided and there are no bills to pay
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I’ve always thought of FEMA as the money behind the response in a natural disaster but not the actual action. No? In NC it seems like they’re trying to be in charge. It’s never felt that way in Florida after a hurricane.
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This one makes me nervous.
This is getting really bad. Preparations should be underway for all of central Florida. Expect mandatory evacuations to begin probably Sunday at some point on the west coast. If this parallels I-4, this is one of the costliest hurricanes in Florida history. Track is key though. Small changes shift the overall impact and surge.
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There are many angry, little clouds right now. Stay safe!
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