Have a man cold so I'm tapping out for the feather islands. See ya around 3AM for a couple of minutes before heading back bed just to Lazarus before work.
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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Kim Jong Un pass out at China's 1 Flavor last night. I guess it's pretty serious. 🧐
🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.
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Keith Malinak Update from @KariMalinak
"After a relatively quiet weekend around the hospital, we were back to doing therapies today. The communication device (looks like an iPad) is absolutely amazing. Keith is working really hard and has to build up stamina with using it.
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Barack Obama, whose IRS targeted the Tea Party and whose FBI surveilled a Trump campaign adviser, is now very concerned about political targeting.
Sir. You wrote the playbook.
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Leonardo da Vinci invented the self supporting bridge between 1485-1487.
This is how it works.
Headbutting causes ejaculation? Kids these days.
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Just watched a video of a grown woman saying “Like so many of us I grew up watching The Price is Right with Drew Cary” and my bones turned to ash and blew away.
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Who knew that back in 5th grade, when Mrs. Monroe ran out of chalk, we could’ve burned down the school?
#ViveLaFrance
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‘You Can See Everything’ was sold out so I saw this instead. It was predictable.
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Attention Patriots 🇺🇸 : It’s time to ratio Macron.
The French people need you!
Replying to @EmmanuelMacron
Very thoughtful of you to have a sign language interpreter so people can understand what you’re saying over the noise of their cities burning.
That's a lot of words for "Mon Dieu, we surrender. WE SURRENDER!!"






























