The Dan Osborne jingle is so catchy

If people could stop putting their babies on the counter thayd be so cool

Thinking about her…dirty chai

The amount of adults who dont know how to email from their phone is iiinsane

The refs crying is getting me bro

And ya know what? Im sick of omega protags in omegaverse books either being shy sweet cinnamon roll babies or, severely abused and repressed who need an alpha to heal them. Wheres my boring office worker omega who grew up in middle america? Wheres my tattoo artist omega?

Yea im reading omegaverse and yes im wrapped up in my girlfriends bedding cause i like her scent no those two things clearly arent related

Pleaaase i just wanna vote for the fat bears

I want a fake email job so bad but i know i would absolutely insane from the boredom

My favorite part is hearing the “enjoy the siiiilence” with like a minute left in the previous song still, its like the dj giving a warning to get my ass to the floor

Bonding with my older hispanic coworkers by dropping my gf is mexican and made flautas last night (they both were jealous)

Why did no one tell me Promare was firefighter gundam yaoi???

Were out dancing and my knee hurts Is this getting old??????

Love having green hair and pronouns and eating a vegan/gluten-free cookie unbothered while a boomer struggles with her email

“Can you take competitors drop offs?” Why would we do that