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Had a dream that I was a giant pill shape. Someone was lifting me up and said, “this is the biggest rice kernel I’ve ever seen.” I woke myself up laughing.
Thanks Stephen Day for spending 841 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to On Top of the World. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4cnF…
did a google search for 20min trying to figure out if there was a symbol like an upside down " ^ " (caret).
It's called a "v" guys (vee).
#💫 #designerproblems #🤦♂️
Proof that we’re in a simulation…
There was actually a time when we would come home and say, “I’m going to change into something more comfortable…” and then proceed to put on jeans.
Scary.
Ya’ll wanna be diamonds, but can’t take the pressure. You wanna be rich, but don’t know real treasure.
Really confused that more people aren’t pointing this out.
Why, thank you, sir! bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
I don’t know who needs to hear this… but matcha is NOT a delicious flavor. Stop it. Stop lying to yourself. You deserve better. We all deserve better.
Trying to convince my kids that NFL stands for No Feet Licking.
#pleasehelp #superbowl2022
Joe Burrow looks like Macaulay Culkin that’s been injected with Super Soldier Serum.
#notmycaptain #SuperBowl2022
starting to get VERY frustrated – @multichainxyz swap going on 50hrs for a transaction to happen. Support says, "just wait." what is this?!
#bridge #DeFi #crypto
Taking screenshots of this like the time Steve ballmer made fun of the iPhone.
I haven't been able to trust anyone since i learned it was "deck the halls with BOUGHS of holly."
ballsofholly4life
I'm trying to do my crypto taxes. @cryptocom @Kris_HK when will you add a complete API with full transaction support for your wallet app so I can file with @CoinTracker
