You’ll find me at Reach: the publishers of @DailyMirror, @Daily_Express @DailyStar @ok_magazine Plus play music on @SFMradio: Personal account etc etc

Royal Tunbridge Wells, England
Joined May 2007
Hello. I really use X as a notepad for thoughts for my radio show. All interaction encouraged however my Tweets seem to get bare response. Oh and I’m also: bsky.app/profile/jameswaters…
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Well that wasn’t on my bingo card for today.
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OH MY LORD STOP! #Popmaster "The Luton Gang in Luton"
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I wonder how many times I’ve heard this route to #TunbridgeWells
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I used to recommend what to wear when reading the weather on the radio. Just seen a guy doing the same thing with 45k followers on TikTok. Missed a trick.
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I’ve never sucked my thumb.
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All together now: "I just nearly replied to a company wide email with my own personal thoughts bue everyone copied in rather than just sending it to the person that sent it"
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17 years ago today it was Tuesday.
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I feel this will be the first AI Slop Christmas. I've just been served an ad for an Advent Calendar where every day you get a miniature plastic cow.
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Netflix & Chill? I’m old enough to remember a guy I knew had the chat up line: You, me, DVD?
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My Mum used to say “I feel like these legs are not my own”
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I just spelt "Treasure" so wrong that the spellcheck changed it to "Trousers".
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This is the kind of stuff I think of at 5 am
I need to get a decent cheese board this Christmas. Last few years have been below par.
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I need to get a decent cheese board this Christmas. Last few years have been below par.
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This:
The cartoonish ACME slide-whistle sound effect over the audio track during the bridge jump scene in the Man with the Golden Gun ruins one of the best practical stunts in cinema history.
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Oh get a room will ya lads :) #Popmaster
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Knew it was raining so was going to wear Red Faux Leather Chelsea Boots to a meeting in London today. I wore Grey Brushed Suede Chelsea Boots to a meeting in London today out of habit.
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Plotting to cut my blinds down to size. Watched a YouTube video: should I get someone in?
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COMMON PEOPLE! BLUR! #Popmaster
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I'm currently having some back & forth at work via instant messaging with one of the team members about a project we are working on. Little do they know that my replies are lyrics from the 1990 track "Doin' The Doo" by Betty Boo. Your time is up, so put more money in your meter
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