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A hate this time of year when you don’t know what’s safe to eat in the fridge and what’s for Christmas Day
James retweeted
As if my dog has just eaten the whole fucking cheese board off the coffee table what a rah cunt
James retweeted
My mums just mentioned Sunday dinner at my nans. She must not know what football is on this Sunday #nochance
James retweeted
If you didn't smash someone in the face with a giant cake in front of 1000 people was it really your birthday?? 👀🎂😂
James retweeted
Imagine being a WWII vet who stormed Normandy and tore down Nazi banners only to see "patriotic Americans" toting swastikas in 2017
James retweeted
watch the one where he got with the other bird xitter.cf/amber_davies7/status/8…










