I didn’t want salmon, I said it four times
Exeter, England
Joined October 2013
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What can anyone say now? What can anyone question now? Maybe just enjoy him while you still can. The best there is, was and ever will be 🐐
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These guys don’t stop 🦚 so proud of you @Nick_Grimes04 💜
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No joke this Saturday guys, been a tough week for me. Been coming for a while but finally got the diagnosis, turns out after all I am fat.
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After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.
She felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioner.
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Not one to brag about money but my bank has called me nearly every day this week to tell me that my balance is outstanding!
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Mate asked me to grab him a six pack of sprite from the shop, only when I got home I realised I picked 7up!
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You absolute fucking idiot, fucking miles off it. Every true fan wants absolutely nothing to do with embarrassing proposition. Go and fuck something else up, I beg you leave football alone #NoToEuropeanSuperLeague #europeansuperleague
Arsenal's president, Stan Kroenke, doesn't understand what all the fuss is about. He believes that when the Super League starts, fans around the world will gather together and thank the founders for this 'wonderful idea'. (Source: @abc_es)
You cannae park there
A car was hoisted out of #Exeter Quay today after a young lad drove it into the water. He got out ok. The car belonged to his mum - and he didn't tell her until the next morning!
(Video credit: Kayakhub Exeter)
Honestly, when do you people get off
Natural History Museum is branded sexist... for not having enough female animal exhibits trib.al/CpiWetf
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