make every day a baja blast, cause it could be your baja last
Springfield, MA
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Funniest joke in Scrubs is when J.D. says "Alright let me put on something that rocks!"
And then proceeds to play U2
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Anybody who thinks Barbie was "anti-man" must have the comprehension skills of a toddler because there's literally a whole plot point about male empowerment and it's compliment to feminism.
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Man, all this 'X' bullshit is almost making me wanna download the reddit app and go back to that.
Almost.
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@tweethue can you please make an Android 13 themed app icon so my home screen aesthetic can be completed? Thanks in advance
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So can we all agree ADHD has become the new OCD? Where everyone says they have it without proper diagnosis?
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The worst part of when the New Girl intro changes to the newer style is that I can't skip it on Netflix
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The beauty of playing music from a speaker instead of my headphones is when I get distracted and wander off, I'll eventually remember I was trying to do something in the other room
When I die, there better be a kill cam
Idc if a disease takes me out, I wanna see how that mfer got inside me
Not trimming my beard throughout this heat wave is the closest sign of solidarity I can get to women going out in the middle of winter in short skirts.
Y'all are the real heroes.
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A $35 overdraft fee on a $30 charge (the literal day before my paycheck was deposited and the funds were actively pending at the time of overdraft) should be fucking criminal, how is that fair in any world??
Taking laps around the office to s̶a̶y̶ ̶h̶i̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶w̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶o̶n̶ get my steps in.
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