twitter is a schadenfreude buffet; x, a banquet lemme string u along for a kwik sec or an hour or so

Joined March 2011
He also has a 90% chance of being a third-generation rapist.
Tectone reveals doctors say his baby will be at least 6'4" because of his and Sophia's genetics "We got told by the doctors that our baby at its shortest should be 6'4 when they're mature and grown. Because Sophie and I are so fucking huge." "The genetics for our baby are insane. Our kid is going to be almost as big as me minimum. My kid might be taller than me. So there's going to be fucking aura."
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And for my next trick, a story in three parts
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stop clap hey, shut the fuck up, you nazi twat
"Free Palestine is the new Black Lives Matter... the new rhetorical trick to bully people into taking a side." Former Mumford and Sons musician @MrWinMarshall tells Uncensored why he stands by Ed Sheeran. Watch more 👇 📺 youtu.be/rSBazrcpC5o @piersmorgan
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dead career alert 🚨
"i think X is better now than ever" - @TaylorLorenz "twitter was falling apart so i'm glad @elonmusk took over but i was like elon has never ran a social media product" "he banned me by the way. first major mistake" "i was very skeptical and i thought this would be the end of X but my controversial take now is that X is better than ever. especially for technology and for the cultural conversation" "we got jensen tweeting, we got zuck back on. they have all come crawling back"
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If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
Shattered Ed Sheeran claims family ‘abandoned’ him as Macklemore controversy rages on trib.al/bVqK5m9
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Why? Are you planning to rugpull a shitcoin?
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Oh so everyone who said they could do that at any time were right
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially blocked Trump's transfer of 40,000 bombs to Israel.
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Netanyahu: I need $24 billion Trump: Approved Kraft: I need $72 million for "my" stadium MA Governor: Approved Kraft: I'm in the Epstein files Trump's DOJ: They're redacted Kraft: Destroy the massage parlor video Judge: Okay Macklemore: Genocide's bad Kraft: You're canceled
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witnessing previously unimaginable levels of maga boomer cope
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Ed Sheeran’s new backup band is certainly a choice
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Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh
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kanye played at one of these venues in june and is playing another in november. but please, tell me again how this is about “antisemitism”
The venues reported by Rolling Stone that didn’t allow concerts to proceed with Macklemore on the lineup. Lincoln Financial Field/Philadelphia Gillette Stadium/Foxborough, Massachusetts Mercedes-Benz Stadium/Atlanta Lucas Oil Stadium/Indianapolis Bank of America Stadium/Charlotte AT&T Stadium/Arlington, Texas Raymond James Stadium/ Tampa
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If only not for the actual math…the lies and BS might work, @Camp4 . Alas, no. “Uber is cooked / 40¢ rides / Millions of Cybercabs” collapses three unproven state transitions and a massive stock-flow error into a single tweet. Let’s have a look at the reality: -> The 8x Manufacturing Delusion: Tesla’s own Q2 disclosure lists Cybercab installed annual capacity at >125,000 units—not “millions.” Making Cybercab alone match Tesla’s entire current annual vehicle run-rate (~1.8M across all models) is an unproven physical state. -> Manufacturing Flow ≠ Paid Transportation Flow: Producing a chassis doesn't produce an occupied passenger mile: Paid Miles = Deployed Fleet × Miles per Vehicle × Paid Utilization × Uptime × ODD Availability. -> The 40¢ Denominator Collapse: At $0.40/occupied mile and a standard 30% deadhead/repositioning drag (70% paid utilization), gross revenue drops to $0.28 per actual vehicle mile. Take a $30,000 asset across a 200,000-mile life: ->Vehicle depreciation alone: $0.15/mile ->Depreciation per paid mile ($0.15 / 0.70): $0.214 That leaves just 18.6¢ per paid mile to fund: electricity, tires, insurance, cleaning, collision reserves, charging depots, remote fleet intervention, compute/connectivity and equity return. Your cult is math illiterate and detached from reality. I know that's what you count on. $TSLA
UPDATE: Uber is cooked. 40 cent per mile rides are coming. Tesla’s operating cost will be a fraction of Uber’s (and Waymo’s). But the real nail in the coffin is manufacturing capacity. Millions of CyberCabs per year. Slowly, then all at once.
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We live in a world where the president is a pedophile rapist terrorist but if you say free Palestine on stage as an artist they ruin your life.
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Wow! Just saw Laura Loomer is at the Raiders-Dolphins game
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It still can't stand on its own, huh?
JUST IN: Elon Musk reveals Tesla is holding back Optimus V3 because competitors would “analyze it frame by frame” and copy it before production.
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JUST IN: Elon Musk reveals Tesla is holding back Optimus V3 because competitors would “analyze it frame by frame” and copy it before production.
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Rudy Giuliani publicly told Zohran Mamdani that it is “inappropriate” for Zohran to go to the 9/11 memorial. On the next day, Mamdani released 170,000+ pages of documents exposing that Giuliani’s administration lied to the public, because they knew about the toxic air after 9/11, all to get people back to work. This is the biggest political check mate of our time I fear…
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