James

Kelly rowland and cheryl were in via tonight and i feel robbed

The second that cyclops fell asleep i would have had a lil peek 👀

Cant listen to Livin on a Prayer without screaming “I love you Seamus, I would die for you!”

Letting go of the cable and the weights smashing down should be an immediate ban from the gym.

In the club wearing headphones? Just save the hassle and say you want attention…?

Laura Vanderbooben’s the name

As soon as a drag queen starts singing sweet caroline i’m getting my bag and heading for the exit.

A bbq tastes so much better with Glasto playing in the background

Love supporting my manchester drag girlies 🥰

Do any of my manc pals know of any newsagents that sell decent magazines? Dazed, W, The Face, Arc Digest etc

Can’t cool down so i’m trying a different approach

Barber: i do it like this so you get the nice young girls

Not sure how many more times i can take seeing that “what in the universal credit…” comment on facebook.

Thailands so funny cos i just wanna order a panang curry and everyone’s fuckin baked

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Straight people find the most frustrating places to stand

Feels very unsavoury watching people boo a woman with terminal cancer #cbbuk

Why do supermarkets make bags of salad so large!! I can’t eat a kilo of baby leaf before it goes off in 2 days. It’s very stressful