James Hall retweeted
Just schooled the panel during a commercial break: Millard Fillmore is Alec Baldwin. Franklin Pierce is @FisolaNYDN
James Hall retweeted
Micheal scott- I would rather be jobless... living on a beach somewhere... off a small inheritance then work for these companies
James Hall retweeted
Whenever you step off of an elevator, it's appropriate to ask the closest person "What year is it?"
James Hall retweeted
“@paigelarae: You know your @Adderall_XR is wearing off when you have to rewind a TV show to the same part 4 times bc u can't pay attention”
James Hall retweeted
Telling someone you're un-following them on Twitter is like going up to a stranger in a bar and telling them you're leaving.
I kinda want to write something hateful about @dasracist performance on Conan last night so Dap will retweet it
James Hall retweeted
Dear Family,
Please bring the ruckus in the kitchen this Thanksgiving because I'm hungry as fuck.
James Hall retweeted
I wish Charlie Brown would have ditched that bitch Snoopy and started kickin it with gangster ass Garfield.
James Hall retweeted
Look, Ole Miss, you can either raise the required ACT score of a 2 to a 10 or give us a damn parking garage. Your choice. #OleMissProblems
#seniorityhasitsprivileges Got to skip 90% of the line for a parking decal because I knew how to get in after a fire drill. Fish.
#seniorityhasitsprivileges just got to skip 90% of the parking decal line cause the fire alarm was going off and I knew the closest doo ...
James Hall retweeted
Almost every party I've ever been to has turned out to be the set of a Heineken commercial.