jamie

got disciplined at work for calling anyone who ordered a non-alcoholic drink "punk"

I hate gay halloween what do you mean you are the renegade from wcw

if your bookmarks aren't filled with both song recommendations and niche fetish porn then you aren't using x the everything app correctly

there is nothing scary than 360p footage of a wrestling show in a high school gym, you know you're about to see someone die

mike milligan you will always be famous

I will not download meowdoku, i already have a lifetime isa, i do not need a 70 pound toothrbrush

life is just buying socks, wearing socks, getting a hole in your socks and buying more socks

james randi fucking ruled

i had multiple people believe that i was making up the existence of "two princes" by spin doctors

the music video for "sorry you're not a winner" by enter shikari is the british version of the dennys grand slam

rip bastard

nsfw discord

i love eunuch humour

thinking about john hegley recently

monsieur prenup

the eye of cthulhu situation is insane