@jamblemb
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According to Micah Richards, England ‘sloppy and naive,’ two of the Spice Girls rejected at the audition stage.
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#boilingpoint anyone that has worked in a professional kitchen will realise how off the mark this series is
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A somewhat humorous look into #BM100 from a writer's viewpoint. @keithdunn jaredbeasleyny.com/post/back…
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She didn't pay for a ticket so the best game of cat and mouse ever ensued... wait for it 😂😂

Ultimate Cat And Mouse Game

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Jumpin Jive - Cab Calloway and the Nicholas Brothers, 1943
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Graham retweeted
ARM@WeealexZ25 Dec 2022
This is why mum left you dad
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"Ref don’t forget to check their boots" 😂😂 Old but gold xitter.cf/SportsFunnies/status/1…
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Imagine being a jogger and unwrapping a present on Xmas day, hoping its a pair of compression socks and it turns out to be a phone bra. Keep the receipt.
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For the weekend that’s in it! 👻 #IrishLifeDublinMarathon #PowerOfSupport
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Got an email from a person who said he hacked my computer camera and recorded my sexual indiscretions. I had to pay in Bitcoin to avoid exposure. I am very old and my idea of porn is perfectly poached eggs on toast with black pepper. Also I have no camera. Felt flattered.
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This is one of the best tries I’ve seen. Beautifully simple, yet brilliantly clever
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Hear me out. A 5k race series in airport terminals around the country. The travelator gets turned on randomly throughout for a speed boost BUT may be also switch to reverse gear creating a surprise treadmill effect. @podium5k @EilishMccolgan @Mo_Farah @BritAthletics @sebcoe
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When the only living thing on your property is the bacteria in your sex pond...
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I went to a place that had a wifi password of 'whynottalkinstead' or something. why don't you mind your own fucking business you cunt
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If you can't beat them....
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Football's biggest names react to Real Madrid knocking out Man City in the UCL semi final!
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When I'm doing the laundry I always assure my wife that I've done it on the necessary spin speed and settings depending what's going on. Bollocks. Same temperature, spin and program regardless of what's in there.
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What a lovely gesture. Welsh try-scorer Josh Adams was given the man of the match award just before Italy's incredible comeback. He handed the honour over to Ange Capuozzo at the final whistle 👏 #WALITA reaction: bbc.in/3iluyuK #BBCRugby #SixNations

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Italy beat Wales in the Six Nations

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Met a guy at the park walking the dogs. He walked his there at the same time. We decided to come back to mine to fool about. After we finished I showed him out. I couldn't find 2 of the condoms we used. Found them the next morning. My dogs shat them out. At the park
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Just been sent this from a colleague at one of our @EE warehouses – not the most glamorous pic, but that's not the point: 3,069 mobile powerbanks wrapped and ready to go, to be distributed to people displaced in Ukraine in partnership with the Red Cross or UNICEF.
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