@jakeures
Joined August 2018
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Every time I see Alex Caruso’s bald head I think of violence.
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Just received word that Adam Silver has spotted SGA six free throws and an uncontested lay up to begin the game today?
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Perfectly transitioning from MLB to NBA takes so idiotic I give myself CTE.
Devon Birdsong
@DevonBirdsong7h
Wild to see a Tim Duncan take this bad outside of the confines of NBA Twitter. I'm used to standard-grade hate, but this is just staggeringly statistically inaccurate.
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Any baseball team in a city that is more known for football or hockey has a fanbase with more Hitler particles than an Argentinian Oktoberfest.
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People are going to be 10x more pissed when they have a robo ump police them
ND (with the "upmost" respect) 🏁@nathand_12Oct 20
Absolutely love how MLB’s only way of policing check swings is “old man 100 feet away just eyeballing it”
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Between the ages of like 27-38 everyone gets super maudlin and self important on here about the concept of parenthood.
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I need $35M to make a film set to the entirety of Frances the Mute by The Mars Volta.
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Women who can’t conceive children do not get to opt into the get out of jail promotion being set up here, but them’s the breaks.
Allison Widder (she/her)@elhijodealli7Oct 19
Even if you’re dead set on not feeling any empathy for a mother in this situation riddle me how it’s just punishment for an infant to be traumatized this way
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It’s always a 22 year old saying stuff like this. That’s fine.
ThelRaiser🏳️‍⚧️🦌👻@EPM106Oct 19
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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Reimagining of Vertigo only a man is gangstalked by a dead only fans star whose nudes were used to generate AI porn ads.
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Every technological leap forward in America is an attempt to replace chattel slavery.
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I know which confrontational documentarian who insets himself into every project that I stand with.
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Zillennial American who became a Francophile via tumblr posts goes to vacation in Paris and instantly freaks out when confronted with street protests is very very funny.
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Ever time they cut to the Cleveland Guardians manager he looks like he’s considering self harm.
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The best job in baseball is the guy on the bench who calls the replay department to determine whether to challenge a call. Getting to do the “headsets” motion must feel so good.
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I don’t really think the propensity for street protest is what is missing from American leftism.
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It’s impossible for me to be concerned about the Muslim Brotherhood because ultimately the name makes it sound really pleasant.
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@HoodiiBronOct 17
Wemby is defending this btw this is so sad
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MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 18
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: WARNING GRAPHIC🚨🚨 A U.S. MILITARY SERVICE MEMBER WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED AFTER FALLING WHILE RAPPELLING FROM THE ALAMODOME CEILING BEFORE THE #UTSA VS. NAVY GAME. The soldier was rushed to the hospital. A horrific video to watch.
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Clemente Almanza
@CAlmanza1007Oct 17
Vassell is always writing checks that Wemby has to cash in. I kinda respect it, though. Wish the Thunder publicly embraced the beef with the Spurs as much as they do
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