Safer?😂
Sahii Kasarani is one of the unsafest places in this city. Let him make Kasaa safe kwanza
Replying to @jakesmare
I will only choose captain Ronald Karauri kwasababu Nairobi will be safer under his leadership
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Bonus pictures because lazima maji ionje Konyagi leo pale Statehouse na kwa some opposition camps that are still struggling with some realities! 😅
Sifuna The 6th!
Naskia huko Mashujaa Day celebrations, Baba Charlene anasweat mbaya after Sifuna and the Linda Mwananchi team visited Gachagua at his Wamunyoro residence today.
Could this be the beginning of serious talks to form a stronger alliance ahead of 2027? Hii siasa ni moto!
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You voted Yes to the Finance Bill 2024, and now you want to be Nairobi Governor?
You supported a bill that Kenyans fought against, then you want the same Kenyans to trust you with their future?
Haiwezekani!
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Replying to @jakesmare
😂😂😂nalimwa day and night
Mimi nadeal na MP wangu..wao wanataka kunimaliza bure
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Replying to @jakesmare
Fair point. I won't dismiss your concern — it's valid.But let's be honest about how system works. MP doesn't control roads — that's KeRRA, KURA, County. MP lobbies. And Kasarani is one of the biggest constituencies in Nairobi — 400k+ people, most neglected for 30 years.
Looks like Karauri has invested in an online battalion of bloggers. Unasema kitu haiwafurahishi and they come guns blazing 😂
Reality is, Karauri might struggle to retain even his Kasarani MP seat, leave alone becoming Nairobi Governor.
For years, Western Kenya politics revolved around Mudavadi and Wetang'ula. Now, Natembeya and Sifuna are emerging as major voices challenging the old guard and Ruto's influence. With leaders like Khalwale, Caleb Amisi and Jack Wamboka, the political landscape is changing.
Looks like Karauri has invested so much in bloggers😂
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When you asked Kenyans to pay Ksh 50, they feel it is insignificant and will happily pay. Even if it’s for one hour access.
Hizo only fans knock offs are proof. Pay as you go adult content is an interesting concept lol!
Interesting.
Nairobi politics is getting interesting ahead of 2027. Several names are already coming up for the Governor's seat, but who actually stands a chance?
Here is how I rank the six aspirants based on their political ground, visibility and what they bring to the table. 🧵
5. Geoffrey Mosiria
Mosiria recently received Matiang'i's endorsement and wants Sakaja's job. His experience in Nairobi County gives him some visibility, but winning the entire county is a different ball game. I think he'd have a better shot at an MP seat or county appointment.
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One time I was driving alone and police stopped me and wanted a bribe for failing to wear a mask 😨😨 . I was in my car alone , Sasa nikamuuliza kama anaweza vaa condom alafu alale peke yake . I parted with 1k that day. Kikosi ya D+ is worse than the disease.
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Replying to @NdemoKelvin @ntsa_kenya
Na tukisema agenda yetu ni constitutionalism rule of law unajifanya utaki kuelewa



















