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Nashville, TN
Joined January 2012
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It’s not about me, it never was.
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Jaishawn Fucking Barham.
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"Why do people play golf?" Sean Connery was once asked, and he gave a brilliant answer. "If you play golf, you can’t think, honestly, or do anything else while you’re playing. "I think it’s the most revealing game. I don’t know if it’s a game. It’s something other than a game. I couldn’t define it. "But it’s obsessive and revealing and a very healthy balancing act, I think. It certainly is for me, and also it’s one of the few games in the world that’s really still got dignity as a game. "It’s endless, and as Jack Nicklaus says, it’s an unfair game and you have to accept it. It’s like life in that way. "It’s also a game that you can cheat it. It’s the easiest game in the world to cheat at. The only one that suffers is you, because you know. And you can’t unknow."
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There is still hope in the world.
An Argentina fan lost their wallet, so fans chanted the name on the cards inside until the owner was found 👏 Remarkable 🇦🇷
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Still one of the greatest plays I have ever seen.
Replying to @espn
Still at a loss for words from this play🤯
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past released on this day, 31 years ago, on the SNES in North America! (April 13, 1992) Was this your first Zelda game?
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Mike McCarthy on his postgame celebration: “I was kinda stuck in between a breakdance and the griddy.”
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Was not ready for that whatsoever. Truly one of the greatest gifts I’ve ever received. Will cherish it forever.
A special surprise for @JJWatt before his final game. 🥹❤️ #HardKnocks @AZCardinals Wednesdays 10pm ET on @HBOMax
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Damar Hamlin started a toy drive two years ago, as he prepared to try and make it in the NFL, and set a goal to raise $2,500. Bills fans found it tonight, and started donating to it. Current donation total: $905,464 Here's the link ... gofundme.com/f/mxksc-the-cha…
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I love everything about this
.@RGIII had a good reason to leave the game early 😅 #CFBPlayoff
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Super Nintendo World officially opens at Universal Studios Hollywood on February 17, 2023. This new trailer gives you a look at the Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge ride, the Toadstool Cafe, and more!
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We agree! @EzekielElliott + the Red Kettle, that’s a recipe for good. Keep the “feeding” going by making a donation at salarmy.us/give ♥️
Couldn't let another touchdown go by without a #RedKettle celly! 😂 #ProBowlVote + @EzekielElliott #ProBowlVote + @dak 📺: @SNFonNBC | #INDvsDAL | @SalvationArmyUS
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summary of the Colts-Cowboys game
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Make sure to get your kids some of these wonderful Christmas toys. You got the Whack-a-Mole and now for a limited time, the Zeke-in-the-Box!
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boy i sure am glad peyton hendershot got the goal line carry here
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Georgia may be too much for Tennessee. And I hate to say that.
TOUCHDOWN JAKE FERGUSON (via @NFL)
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Ryan Reynolds surprised everyone by announcing Hugh Jackman will return as Wolverine in Deadpool 3, and the film is officially coming September 6, 2024.
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DirecTV losing the rights to Sunday Ticket and quiet quitting
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