Curator of The Ginstitute, Erstwhile Bartender of Ye Olde Worlde Portobello Star and Jake's Bar and Grill and fledgling Ambassador of Portobello Road Gin.
Ye Olde Ginstitute
Joined September 2011
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Public Service announcement: Adding @iSmashUK to my list of companies not to be trusted - their "Lifetime Guarantee" only lasts for three months. Which is only a lifetime if you're a mosquito, and thankfully mosquitos don't, yet, have much use for a MacBook.
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“Mr Dowden also insisted there was ‘definitely science’ behind the 10pm curfew for pubs, bars and restaurants,.”
There’s not though is there @OliverDowden ?
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Jake F Burger retweeted
I swear to god if you ain’t stayin indoors, @WillieNelson...
Jake F Burger retweeted
SERIOUS THREAD FROM A DOCTOR
It may be self-evident but if you get such respiratory distress from #COVIDー19 that you are placed on a ventilator, you will be unable to speak.
I know it’s hard but, as you gather with family, tell them what you would want done in that event.
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Dear @JUMPbyUber how does one go about querying charges? It seems neither the app, phone number nor website allows it, and I've just been charged £16 for riding two nonfunctioning bikes about half a mile between them -which seems a bit steep. Regards: Loyal Customer Jake
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What’s the difference between Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson and Joaquin Phoenix in The Joker?
One is a clown faced sociopath who hides in the fridge and is hellbent on destroying society.
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The other is Joaquin Phoenix.
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At 2:08 on 2nd of August next year it will be
“two-eight-two-eight-two-o”
##owlday2020
Having a spat with @ubereats_uk about them not honouring a delivery deal and it occurred to me that if you want to bring Uber down the best thing you can do is continue using them, as their business model is so back to front... Strange times we live in.
Deleting anyway. Dicks.
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A nickels worth of free advice from me: don’t ever, ever, ever sign up for @NOWTV they are the most incompetent set of muppets it’s ever been my displeasure to encounter, I’ll tell you how bad they are, they’re worse than o2. Yeah, that bad.
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They still have old recipe Pompelmo at Waitrose Westfield buy it now before @SanpellegrinoUK ruin it forever.
Hi @SCsupport - you’ve been charging me for a subscription which isn’t active upon log in. Who can I talk to about cancelling it?
Hey @acehotel those complimentary soaps that look like big Quality Streets.... not such a great idea 🤮
Hey @shoryuramen you guys should open by the new Japan Centre opening in Westfield White City next month! Dooooo it
Psngr1(me) rebooking a rival carrier. Psngr2(stranger) crying her eyes out. 2from2 at Edinburgh today @British_Airways great job as ever...
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