#WLU and #Chikopi grad. Shark, beach and Buffett fan. Authorized #iMIS Consultant with 20+ years related experience.

Hutto, TX
Joined February 2009
Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
There is nothing clever or funny about this image, Mr. President. We just buried our beloved Pope Francis and the cardinals are about to enter a solemn conclave to elect a new successor of St. Peter. Do not mock us.
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ESPN
@espn6 Apr 2025
CHASE COMPLETE ✅ THE ALL-TIME NHL GOAL SCORING RECORD BELONGS TO ALEX OVECHKIN‼️
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
We can confirm that there was no active shooter at the Kay Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center. More information will follow when it becomes available.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
CANADA 🇨🇦 WINS CANADA 🇨🇦 WINS CANADA 🇨🇦 WINS IN OVERTIME OH BABY FOR SURE
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
There would be no SNL without Canada. Just saying, ❤️🇨🇦🤣
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
Elmo just hopes both teams have fun!
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
When Sir John A Macdonald died in office, the person who spoke with eloquence about him was his opponent Laurier. When Chamberlain left office, his long time opponent Churchill reached out and praised him. When I left parliament Stephen Harper called me a “patriot”. That spirit has died, but it can be revived. Let us do that in this, Canada’s existential moment. Above all, right now, we are all Canadians, caught in a fight that is not of our choosing or making. But be aware that it is the fight of our lives. Those who dismiss and belittle us, and who then use economic force against us, should know that they have united and aroused us.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
ARGOS ARE GREY CUP CHAMPIONS The Toronto Argonauts defeat the Winnipeg Blue Bombers 41-1to win the 111th Grey Cup. The Argos have won two of three and three of the last seven Grey Cups. Are a perfect 8-0 against Winnipeg in the title game.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
Jake Paul’s next fight is against the corpse of Joe Louis. #TysonPaul
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
There’s a lot of dark in the world right now. Try and find a way to do what you love ❤️
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
I think I'm catching on... If you're a woman leader in politics, media, business, etc. ✖️Don't laugh too much ✖️Don't dance too often ✖️Don't be attractive ✖️Don't be unattractive ✖️Don't have an opinion ✖️Don't not have kids
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
SHE'S HERE 🚨
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
Women feel that way about their bodies.
Vance on foreign conflicts: Sometimes, it is just none of our business and we ought to stay out of it.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
Bob Newhart easily makes my top 10 list of the funniest people who ever lived. #ripbobnewhart #bobnewhart
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
TEAM CANADA 🇨🇦 JUNO BEACH All 28 Canadian Olympic swimmers here on Juno Beach. @SwimmingCanada officials made sure this was built into their staging camp. Time away from the pool. Perspective. Gratitude. Not forgetting those who sacrificed their lives here 80 years ago.
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
lady you mobilized every cop in the city to have them throw your students down the stairs. who is this "we?"
Columbia University
@Columbia1 May 2024
Message from President Minouche Shafik. Read the complete message: president.columbia.edu/news/…
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Maple Leaf Land Shark 🇩🇴 🇨🇦 retweeted
How are Leafs fans possibly complaining about refs and penalties? Honestly grow tf up. You wanna play playoff hockey? Welcome to the game.
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